Vanguard: Knight of Heart

Sun and Moon mythology is so weird in FFXIV like the Sun is the Shepherd of the Stars while the moon is fake and a space ship and full of rabbits and also a prison for a dark god taken over by a clown and then its a portal to a different moon with a bug god in it and a big tiddy goth man wearing his dead friend's armor.

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

Add to that the guy who unknowingly cut down the world’s oldest tree

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

The Mighty Nein Campaign is really just "What if we let the most traumatized people become impossibly powerful while their moral compass remains almost entirely tethered to their loyalty to one another" and somehow they don't end up annihilating a country

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW