Gruul Dirtbag

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

they should invent a going to bed that doesnt make you have to go to work right afterwards.

"Who stabbed you in the eye, Polyphemus?" "Moi! Moi stabbed me!" "He stabbed himself. Sad."

I stand by my tags, also Circe should be played by Chappell Roan

The amount of love towards Willow… YOU DESERVE IT, QUEEN.

Let Willow Nightingale main event All In. Now.

Is Brian Cage wearing a medal from bodybuilding?

Yeah he’s been carrying it around for maybe a month or so I think, he won some bodybuilding competition

FUCK ICE and Fuck Don Callis FUCK ICE TOO chants loud as hell on this fine evening

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

In a single sentence, no less.