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Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

huge fan of the fantastic four's stupid fucking flying car being potentially one of the best threats printed into the vintage format in years

Every time I hear someone go, “they can just quit” I wanna mug them and explain, “you don’t actually have to give me your wallet; you can just get stabbed.”

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

They say all dogs go to heaven so you have a moral obligation to kill every dog you see

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

i’m debbie harry i sang heart of glass and i was in videodrome. now eat this multitalented pussy