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Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do* Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

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teamrocketing

kylo ren: *tries to enter Rey’s mind* rey: *uses the force and enters his mind instead* kylo ren’s mind: wake me up (wake me up inside) i can’t wake up (wake me up inside) save me (call my name and sav rey: what the fuck

#clara

boykeats

what's your opinion on like being too pretentious?

you think oscar wilde’s gucci floral suit wearing angel ass spent his last gay breath making a witty remark about the wallpaper so that we could all live like a bunch of repressed 16th century puritans? are those glisteningly fresh rose petals going to throw themselves all over your scarlet chaise lounge and fake fur duvet? is that first edition of albert camus you bought at a thrift shop in paris going to lovingly read itself? y'all are really out there saying god gave us the ability to order cinnamon cappuccinos and buy herringbone tweed blazers and recite ovid to our friends only so we could not do those things? as it is with all paths in life, so long as you’re self-aware and not bothering or hurting anyone, you go ahead and be as pretentious as you want! it’s so much fun!!

knownhag

dankmemeuniversity

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moved-to-lumnch

Frogs are ONLY allowed to live a. On a lily pad or b. On a old log and i will fight anyone who tries to tell me otherwise

concentratedtea

What about in a girl’s warm gentle hands

moved-to-lumnch

Wow i just got completely owned fuck

cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

ethniccrying

I actually want to kill myself

smutfemme-deactivated20220218

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

dilfcillian

Mike Wheeler repeating himself for 1 minute straight.

stardustparker

mike be like:

mullberry

u know when ur growing out of phases and mindsets but u haven’t found where exactly ur shift in identity is going yet? that’s tonight’s mood

just-shower-thoughts

No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.

shortmage

this is food delivery driver erasure

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thexfiles

allsadnshit

I’ve learned something from this

aku-no-homu

Baahubali 2

tendie-defender

Zero special effected used in the entire movie.

unclebeanbag

I forgot how weird these movies are

fuocogo

I’ve never seen an action scene and been like “yeah I could watch 86 straight minutes of this” before today

sckrewedup-deactivated20220616

When you’re on the phone with your girl and the squad is being childish.

reibeibei

My friends

prettyboyshyflizzy

LMAO!

iamrushin-deactivated20230412

used to do this all the time lmao

tobamory

The fact that this is universal still kills me

llamanamedcarl

Bruh this man was ready to hop out of a moving car😂

basilhearsanoise

their laughs are so hearty and adorable

ibadbitch

He snatched his own headpiece off😭

favoritelatina

Lmfaooooooo

zagreus

This is one of those videos you can’t watch without feeling as though the very fabric of reality is coming unraveled

perkwunos

Dwarves shit huge and pee little… elves pee large and shit barely at all

spirit-of-science

Dwarves work in mines, their kidneys are in overdrive clearing all of the toxins and heavy metals they come into contact with. Their diet is mostly high efficiency foods, such as meat and fat and mushrooms. They probably don’t get a lot of plant matter in their diets.

Meanwhile elves’ diet is almost 100% plant matter (and all of the fiber that comes along with that) and their lifestyle is obsessed with fresh air, clean water, and a pure environment.

Face the facts: dwarves pee huge and shit little, and elves shit large and pee barely at all

bonehandledknife

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ruinedchildhood

his-shining-tears

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