i would say hello but we've met before

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

You're not gonna take it?

there’s something so embarrassing about all the cast members in the new harry potter series that are openly being like “i want everyone to know i don’t agree with jk rowling’s views on trans people” like they think that will make up for them being on the show. maybe it’s just for the sake of their own consciences but it reads as “i know her views and actions harm people but i’m in it for the paycheck”. it’s not like this is just an adaptation of rowling’s work without her involvement, she is an executive producer on the show 😭 at that point just don’t say anything

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

if you are fucking a fat tgirl do not be shy about grabbing her. we both know im fat. youre not going to grab the wrong part of me and upset me. youre making me feel like a spectacle, you are making me feel like im gross. why dont you want to touch the fat girl when youre in bed with her. touch me. sink your fingers into me like you fucking want me. dig your nails into my back, drive your teeth into my shoulder and fuck me like you want to be here. i know im literally the elephant in the room but i sort of thought that was supposed to be your thing.

you cannot ignore the fact i am fat when we are in bed together and if you treat me like some sort of other im flat out just leaving!!

if you dont want to touch her why are you fucking her!!!

yeah, calling a Black bisexual woman “thoroughly homophobic” because she’s daring to criticize a ship between a young Black man and a white vampire who wants to quite literally feed off his vitality and talent and is rightfully invoking the history of white supremacist cannibalism to do so is WILD work!! Ice get behind me.

It was someone commenting on my post about Sinners that also links to one of your posts 😭 Was just thoroughly taken aback by that line of thinking, like I suppose it’s one thing to just kind of ship it anyway but it’s ridiculous to suggest that you’re a homophobe who simply doesn’t understand gothic horror because you were able to draw fairly obvious real world parallels that the movie itself is quite clearly invoking AS an element of the horror in the narrative!

Has no media comprehension & is racist = "Ice is a homophobe for not entertaining the Genital Tingles I got watching a racist vampire destroy a Black community for his own ends and abuse a young Black man. Ya know. Just like the people in The Delectable Negro.... Wait... NAH she just hates the gays!!"

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

reblog that post about Black people, whitey