nap. eat. repeat.

Ok who made their weeb sister draw smut for their beer label

American Civil War II

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

LMFAO I’M AT WORK & I’M LITERALLY HOLDING MY NOSE SHUT SO I DON’T LAUGH TOO LOUD OMG

IM SORRY BUT IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BC IM WHEEZING IVE WATCHED THIS LIKE 5 TIMES IN A ROW AND IT NEVER GETS OLD

look at those idiot peas go

lit af

she was gettin it

i’ve never seen this show but that’s the funniest line i’ve ever heard

Ok he is i and I am him