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Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here cover art by @gravity-is-a-sketchy-lie

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While everyone was all âDebbie wouldâve fit in great with the Addams Family because she was a sadistic psychopath,â the truth is no, she could never be one of them.
The thing about the Addams Family is that, for as much as they love to torture, torment, and try to kill one another, they do it because to them itâs a game. Itâs something they do because deep down they love each other and itâs something they consent to do. What makes Gomez and Morticia so great as a couple is that they love AND they respect each other. They treat one another as equals in their routine of bondage and mayhem. Wednesday and Pugsley frequently try to kill one another but theyâre still brother and sister and to them itâs simple sibling rivalry.
The family doesnât really go out of its way to hurt other people unless A: theyâre assholes, or B: theyâre in on the game and consent to it. The first filmâs villains died because they didnât understand what family meant. The second filmâs co-villains, the blonde campers and the counselors, got the shit kicked out of them because theyâre close minded, self absorbed racists who degraded anyone that wasnât white.Â
The problem with Debbie is that sheâs selfish and cares only about herself. She managed to get a husband who worshiped her and wouldâve given her anything she wanted, and all she did was try to kill Fester. She rants about deserving love when sheâs incapable of ever giving it back. The Addams were listening to her life story and they clearly loved hearing every minute of it, but Debbie couldnât see it because to her she is the perpetual victim, no matter who sheâs dealing with. She asks if the Addams Family ever really loved her when she never gave them a chance, but even when they did see the real her it wouldnât have mattered because Debbieâs mind has been made up for years.
Just because youâre into murder and mayhem doesnât qualify you alone to belong to the Addams Family. If you arenât capable of love and respect, youâll never fit in with them.
People who try to tell me things are ânot that deepâ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.
âItâs not that deepâ
Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and Iâm ready to dig.
âThe ground is soft and Iâm ready to digâ is the best description of the fanfic attitude Iâve ever seen.Â
@shitpostsampler
I HATE Audrey so much.
I really hope sheâs faking it
But oh my, can she be more hateful?
Also, TELL ME MY DEAR BOYFRIEND ICY BOB IS ALIVE.
I need to see Icy Bob

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âEle me mostra que o azul ĂŠ diferente do amarelo. Me mostra que eu sou azul. Mostra minhas formas infinitas de ser eu, e vĂŞ coisas boas em cada uma delas. Exagera nas palavras de uma forma que me soa tĂŁo simples que eu nĂŁo me importo de ficar ali ouvindo. Socorre quando eu peço, mas nunca precisei pedir por nada porque antes mesmo que eu sentisse, ele jĂĄ me dava assistĂŞncia. NĂŁo se importa com as baboseiras que eu falo, nĂŁo corre quando eu grito, permanece quando eu preciso, entende quando muda eu fico. Mas eu sinto um medo, dois medos, trĂŞs medos, e quando vou ver estou rodeada deles. Mas sĂŁo medos que de certa forma, sĂŁo bons. Ele me faz sorrir de uma forma sem querer, e assim vou querendo mais. E sabe o que mais gosto nele? O que eu mais gosto nele, ĂŠ o fato dele fazer com que eu goste de mim.â
â Eternismo.
some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
today in âyoutubeâs recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what iâm interested inâ: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week
a robber broke into his house and he didnât stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere
https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391Â here
âThis episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we arenât expecting anyone. I realize I didnât check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say âHello?â. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.â
Iâm howling
The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
Credit: IG @oz_rich1
This is beautiful
Omg CatrinaÂ

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Yeah, yeah. Goth family is cool and all, but what about Moria?
Motherfucker raises Perona and is basically her dad and the fandom ignores this because he isn't hot? I guess?
New Goth family headcanon: Moria and Mihawk have joint custody of Perona. She now has 2 dads.
since i havenât seen this floating around tumblr i figured iâd post it!! the link on the tweet is broken but this one works too
and as a reminder to the lovely gringos who follow me
(thatâs a british pound my google is in portuguese srry)
your money is worth a lot here
They have paypal, itâs super easy. Every Euro, Dollar or pound counts.
Guys, you know I normally donât do this, but please consider helping if you can. The Bolsonaro administration has been rolling back protections for the indigenous peoples living in our territory since the very beginning of 2019 and it is honestly not above them to weaponize this virus against the most vulnerable.
Please
I think the âwomen are mysteriousâ thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. Â âShe said she doesnât want to talk to me? Â So many mixed messages and confusing signals!â
2) Women not having cheat codes. Â âI tried being nice, and she didnât have sex with me. Â I tried being an asshole, and she didnât have sex with me. Â Come on, thereâs got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!â
3) Women not being a hive mind. Â âFirst a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Â Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles arenât attractive at all. Â Make up your mind, women!â
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking âwhy is she doing this now?â men ask âwhy do women always do this?â
Always reblog
Women being human and men expecting something simpler than that.
Concept: stealth survival horror video game with really annoyingly obtrusive product placement for a popular energy drink, except if you fulfill the Secret True Ending criteria the big twist is that the evil biotech company was framed, and itâs really the energy drink thatâs been turning people into monsters.
I was about to say âI havenât seen this premise but Iâd definitely assume the energy drink was evil somehow after seeing 2-3 ads for itâ but then realized you didnât mean like billboards for a fictional in-universe energy drink but things like characters drinking a real-life energy drink and commenting on how great it tastes in the middle of important scenes.
Yes, exactly. Youâre 100% correct that the twist would totally telegraph itself if it was a fictional energy drink; the gag only works if the obnoxious product placement is for a real, pre-existing brand. Like, imagine playing Parasite Eve 2 and rolling your eyes at the fact that clearly branded cans of Coca-Cola are one of the most cost-effective healing items in the game*, then finding a secret ending where itâs revealed that the baddies have secretly been manipulated by the Coca-Cola Company.
* not a hypothetical example, incidentally
heres some random updates so you can get a grasp on whats happening here in the philippines:
professors are urging their students to let them know if theyre not gonna come to class so theyll know that theyre still alive
parents are telling their kids not to come home late, or if they will, to take an uber even though its priced like 5x more
people are sharing constitutional rights on twitter, to teach everyone what to say to the popos just in case
nobody trusts the police anymore
police have a QUOTA of âdrug addictsâ they need to kill
almost 13k dead without due process, but chines drug lords and presidents son who were involved in a drug smuggling worth 6 billion are still walking free
all it takes is a facebook rumor to put you on the hit list
politicians who are criticizing the administration are being impeached
politicians who love the administration admit that their duty is to the president, NOT to the people
theres been talks in extending the presidents term
It literally feels like an unofficial dictatorship
please help us
does anyone have any news sources and dates for people to be better informed??
hiya i made that post on mobile so i wasnt able to add links but here are some sources on whats been happening in the ph for the last few months:
numbers of people dead and arrested because of the war on drugs as of january 2017
17 and 19 yr olds tortured and killed by the police
presidents son involved in 6 billion drug smuggling has charges suddenly dropped
twitter thread on what to do in case the police accuses you of being a drug dealer
what to do in case the police demands to search your stuff
police suddenly shows up at bars near a university demanding to search students bags
president orders police NOT to share case files with the commission of human rights
talks about extending the presidents term until 2025 bc federalism
house of representatives votes to give commission on human rights a budget of $20 for the WHOLE YEAR
im p sure i missed a lot since something bad happens literally EVERYDAY so like feel free to add moreÂ
in what ways can we help? like. this is a pretty bad situation yall are in and weâd love to help out any way we can
@crystalthecool for the most part just keeping awareness up helps. Making it a big deal and pointing out just how fucked up it is actually does help put it into perspective for the Filipinos who have no idea just how serious the situation is (mainly because awareness and education are so lacking that most Filipinos donât even know what the CHR does and will just parrot Duterte when he says he doesnât like it)
The budget hasnât been finalized but with Duterteâs well documented vendetta against Human Rights and his friendship with the Marcos family aka the reason the Human Rights Commission was created in the first place after Ferdinand Marcos stole billions during a two decade Martial Law era which saw the torture, disappearance and death of thousands of Filipinos weâre not very optimistic about it.Â
This is very serious

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i really think people these days just donât understand the point of tumblr? like this isnât instagram or facebook. itâs a blogging platform (whatever you take that to be) which is all about how your page looks⌠meaning you have to actually uhhhhh reblog posts if youâre not gonna make your own⌠and even if you make your own you should still support other content creators on here. i mean goddamn iâm really out here acting as if my like button is brokenâŚ., if you see me liking your post itâs because iâm going to reblog or queue it in a few hours. the only other possible reason is if the Internet Demons are holding me at gunpoint and forcing me to press like. staff needs to just go ahead and disable the like button because this ainât working lol anyway please reblog posts
Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police.
Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying on the ground with his arms up and trying to help his patient with autism who had run away from a group home.
It all started when someone called 911 and said there was a man walking around with a gun. However it was Kinseyâs patient who was sitting on the ground cross-legged, playing with a toy truck.
Charles got shot by police despite telling them he was only trying to help his patient.
The police shot him, handcuffed him and left him on ground bleeding.
North Miami police have not released much information at all. They havenât released the officerâs name, they havenât given us an update on the investigation. However, they did say that the state attorney is now a part of this investigation.
#CharlesKinsey  #BlackLivesMatterÂ
#StopPoliceBrutality  #NorthMiamiPoliceDepartment
âSir, why did you shoot me?â
âI donât know.â
âI donât knowâ
Ridiculous! I guess thatâs what we get for having less training than most jobs.
This was a year ago, the officer was charged but then acquitted. Defund the police.