If It Can Be Done, It Can Be Perfected

Billionaires lie. All the time.

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it

the what

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!