#20gayteen forever

BEAST MELON INDULGENCE

yea I did that and it's a scam! was way more expensive! you're also paying with your health, sanity and relationships

whales aren't special jsur because they eat krill. if you put me underwater at great depths and held my mouth open i would probably swallow lots of things.

idc sam kerr's goal was sexier than any of the england goals idc idc

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

certified chicken post

my toxic trait is always thinking i’ll have time to prep the next step of the dish while the current step cooks

Many predators rely on camouflage when hunting their prey

Oh my god... the cat can't move because they have a human on

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it's none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad