professional karna appreciator (#1 karnasseur)

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

these people would fucking die if they ever spoke to more than 1 furry

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personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

writing is so cool. i love re-writing the same inner monologue over and over and over and over and