Shepard's Dead Fish

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

the demon you commanded to go out and destroy your enemies and drag their souls to hell has returned. three hours elapsed, zero souls damned, one skinned knee. demon is visibly trying not to cry.

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules

the pitt is hilarious for cast of suicidal characters because you see a guy literally get talked off the ledge five minutes into the pilot episode and think damn okay he’s really going through it and then thirty episodes later you catch yourself thinking god i wish everyone else here was as well adjusted as the guy who nearly threw himself off the hospital roof in episode 1 and gets shot at recreationally to abate his suicidal thoughts

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read