Shepard's Dead Fish

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

the island wanted ruth pregnant so badly

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Love that maomao's attitude towards Jinshi is like "too bad this guy's a eunic, I bet everyone wants to fuck him. Men and women. Not me though. Not me." Like ooooookay girl

Maomao after finding out he is very much not a eunich: I'm sure it's gorgeous, like the rest of him. Nothing to do with me though. None of my business.

I love that Ryland has all of his fun little T-shirts in the movie and the hacky sack/beanbag because it implies that Stratt went “hold on I know he’s gonna be mad as hell when he remembers what’s going on but he’s gonna need these”. I love her so much, woman of all time 

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

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