Shepard's Dead Fish

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

widow’s bay season 2 where they realize tourists suck and then try to figure out a way to re-haunt the island

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

Widow's Bay really did say fuck you you're gonna sit thru 10 minutes of this PowerPoint presentation on lineage in the middle of a storm and you will like it!

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

It is also rude for you to receive correspondence or documents from me and have your chatbot of choice determine what to do with them without them ever being examined by a person, whether the chatbot also writes a response for you or not.

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

richard warren: in utter agony being forced to face the deaths of his children and the inevitable passage of time that stole his life from him and made him a stranger in a strange world me: standing politely and awkwardly to the side in a don't say I didn't "warren" you t-shirt