Shelby 🐚🐝 (She/They)

Both of these

Every single discussion about a good villain/hero dynamic ALWAYS comes back to these two

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I thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all very real things you see people do.

I’m never more serious than when I’m joking.

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

im not an animal scientist or anything but i also don't think this is like anthropormorphizing something that's not actually there - has anyone else thought about how insane it is that cats can like. meow questioningly. like that when they're 'asking a question' or confused they will lilt the end of their meow up in tone like we do when we ask a question. this is fucking me up so bad do they learn that from us?????? are they capable of understanding what that means????

i seriously got like moved to tears today when i realized when i'm looking for my cat i'll call his name like "harbor? harbor?" with a lilt at the end of the name and when he doesn't know where i am he meows that way too. he meows like he's calling out a name and i don't. know how to react to that. i left my impression on this little living thing without even meaning to just. because i love him. i didnt even mean to but i did

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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very soft, very gentle reminder that they turn 20 this year

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

Bitch

They sold their soul for that talent

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Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

mother fucker unlimited

this is some ed edd eddy shit

the eyepatch. the washing machine. the shovel. this is incredible.

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it's wet over there

Stop asking me about the good old boys. They're drinking whiskey. Yeah and rye. Don't worry about what they're saying

Classic rock

BTW I saw this and immediately thought “what if that’s what Stonehenge was for” and then I looked it up and apparently it’s an actual theory that holds up, they sound like massive dull bells that carry for a few miles.