nonaggression

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Guys does anyone have the original post of that meme of two people pissing and one turns to say something n hits the other w the stream

Guys please I want to recreate it with m9 but I dont want to look insane It's real I swear on my brother's life

In the spirit of the odyssey my plans to watch Nolan's odyssey tomorrow has been interrupted by unforseen circumstances

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

sit back fuckerinos while I link my GoFundMe for my woke vision of a Hamilton remake where all the founding fathers are girls

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

oooooh i got plany of disk space

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock