Shazamfan

so basically this idea is Bernard is a overqualified babysitter for super hero children, like OVERQUALIFIED.

if you don’t understand what I’m yapping about you can check out my first post about this, as I find this idea so frightening funny and FUN!

like he would literally jump off a fucking building to get the kids to behave(he is kinda mentally insane, and make people think he is absolutely insane but hey he is from Gotham so it makes sense)

It all makes perfectly sense ok

(Also I wanted to draw this with Bernard and Darla but I am STILL kinda dawg at art… yeah😄😅🥲😭) yeah anyways!

SOooooo! I think how Bernard would handle the kids like, he would like black mail them with telling what they did to their parents, if it doesn’t work he would try persuading them, THEN IF EVEN THAT DOESNT WORK he would just threaten them with his life or something.

oh yeh also Bernard would just somehow have like things that they are weak against like Jon with kryptonite, and so on.

Bernard would let them do weird stuff like drive and so on, just don’t make trouble and don’t get in danger,

yeah even though he may sound a little annoyed at times he finds them very amusing and genuinely cares for them.

Bernard would also handcuff them to himself, or someone else if they’re having a fight,

BERNARD: ok, Damian come on. Stop acting edgy, let’s go down now

Damian think on how on earth is Bernard fricking dowd is suitable as a baby sitter for them, as he and Bernard are on top of a building, and Jon is just flying, right next to Damian.

DAMIAN: “scoffs” why would I do that? They’re is still crime to be dealt with.

BERNARD: … “long silence”

JON: … um?

BERNARD: hey Jon, can you come here for a bit? Like a bit closer

JON: ?.? Um well ok?

DAMIAN: what do you have in mind? Mr dowd,

BERNARD: oh nothing, nothing really.

BERNARD: “grabs something in his jacket” ok if you guys don’t go home now I will jump off this building.

DAMIAN: There is no way you think we would actually believe you?

BERNARD: hey Jon, I got something for you “throws magical artifact on Jon”

Bernard jumps off the building and Jon is now on the ground of the roof weak thanks to the artifact.

DAMIAN: I did not expect!

Damian jumps down grabs the smug Bernard grappling away to the same building they were on 2 minutes ago.

BERNARD: now, let’s go back home guy”with a smile that could out burn the sun”

DAMIAN: well if you think that stunt could stop me or Jon, then-

Bernard had handcuffed Damian and Jon together and had tied up the magically weakened Jon in hand,

BERNARD: you were saying, now let’s go. Bernard happily dragging the magic weakened Jon and the pissed off damian back to the manor like nothing ever happened.

Bernard giving Damian a nice good old salad and Jon pizza with only cheese.

BERNARD: let’s agree to not tell anyone about this incident ok

JON AND DAMIAN: fine

Dc barely does anything with Bernard and I feel like he is just nothing except for as Tim bf.

Bernard the baby sitter of superhero kids, like he for some reason is able to deal with them and handle them.

this post is mostly about the shazamily since they’re my fav gang, but you can do any hero children you want.

I wanted to make Bernard a friend to the shazamily because why not and it gives Bernard something to do. And Bernard would be Darla, Eugene, Pedro, Freddy and Mary babysitter.

(In my au, um Billy is funding his little found family by being a workaholic, except for Mary since she is adopted by the bromfields but it chill since she has sleepovers with them a lot of the time since her adoptive parents are super strict and not the greatest parents)

(Or like the Vasquez hired Bernard, because they were doing something, if we are talking about the shazamily being adopted by them) SO Billy when he goes out on a mission that takes more then 2 or a few days(like those alien invasion to the world ending to very dangerous and very long to take missions to do type stuff) he hires a baby aka Bernard.

do you see the vision, like Bernard manhandling over powered children calmly and nonchalantly.

BERNARD: so you guys are the kids I have to baby sit “waves”

MARY: oh my god, really Billy. You had to hire a baby sitter!

FREDDY: He already left Mary, damn it!

BERNARD: no cursing!

MARY: Yeah I agree. Especially not infront of darla

DARLA: Mr Bernard are we gonna watch mlp

BERNARD: sure

2 HOURS LATER

Bernard has put hand cuffs on Mary and Freddy for misbehavior, and is now watching mlp at his apartment with shazamily.

BERNARD: so you guys are the Shazamily right?

EUGENE: eh ho-how did you know??

BERNARD: HUSH, now. A man never tells his secrets

FREDDY: You weirdly seem calm about this whole babysitting super heroes thing

BERNARD: eh it fine.

BERNARD: oh yeah and by the way, you guys are gonna be punished by Billy when he gets back home.

Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro:😃😄😟🤬😄 we’re doomed

BERNARD: and that what you getting yourself and me into trouble

DARLA: what did they do?

So this is the pov of the chat watching Avery looking for d3rlord. The chat is watching like it starts out like oh ok dude just wants to find a random guy that helped him and oh he is kinda dumb to… oh god Avery you are down bad

and like d3rlord3 is not helping with the allegations with like how he was moving to Avery, chat is like sir are you trying to flirt or something and they speculate that d3rlord and Avery are DATING at least because damn they gay

chat: oh d3rlord3, nice to finally meet him, oh

Chat: um sir, the way you be moving you be acting gay to Avery

Chat: wow you guys didn’t tell us your dating because you might as well be!

chat: they must be playing a horror map because that is scwary

like imagine it, I been watching Jake long the American dragon just of recently and the episode where Haley had their rebellious phase is just so unexpected but so cool and funny to watch.

so here my idea! Darla has her rebellious phase just now,(like with the Shazam fam) and she is using her powers unethically for her purposes of rebellion and everyone is shocked.

Billy batson: what the hell darla,

Billy faints from pure shock and the rest of the Shazam fam is like😟

Darla dress emo now. Like it even shows up in her Shazam form when she transforms. She is now all black with her hair now edgy stuff like that, where she rude to the Shazam fam.

. Oh, wait wait, imagine the justice league seeing cm traumatize and he just blurts out Darla,

then they see Darla again but different. Shazam faints or something like that

Batman: miss marvel are you ok?

Mary marvel(in Shazam form): um Darla, sweet Darla… um what happened?

Superman: realizes he might have Jon, his cheerful bubbly boy go through a emo phase too.

Superman: … “concerned over the Shazam fam”

Freddy, Pedro and Eugene agreeing in perfect unison with a look of shock on their faces.(they’re also in Shazam form)