PROMPT!!!!! BERNARD. PART 2 OF BABY SITTER BERNARD!!! (Hehehe)
so basically this idea is Bernard is a overqualified babysitter for super hero children, like OVERQUALIFIED.
if you donāt understand what Iām yapping about you can check out my first post about this, as I find this idea so frightening funny and FUN!
like he would literally jump off a fucking building to get the kids to behave(he is kinda mentally insane, and make people think he is absolutely insane but hey he is from Gotham so it makes sense)
It all makes perfectly sense ok
(Also I wanted to draw this with Bernard and Darla but I am STILL kinda dawg at art⦠yeahšš š„²š) yeah anyways!
SOooooo! I think how Bernard would handle the kids like, he would like black mail them with telling what they did to their parents, if it doesnāt work he would try persuading them, THEN IF EVEN THAT DOESNT WORK he would just threaten them with his life or something.
oh yeh also Bernard would just somehow have like things that they are weak against like Jon with kryptonite, and so on.
Bernard would let them do weird stuff like drive and so on, just donāt make trouble and donāt get in danger,
yeah even though he may sound a little annoyed at times he finds them very amusing and genuinely cares for them.
Bernard would also handcuff them to himself, or someone else if theyāre having a fight,
BERNARD: ok, Damian come on. Stop acting edgy, letās go down now
Damian think on how on earth is Bernard fricking dowd is suitable as a baby sitter for them, as he and Bernard are on top of a building, and Jon is just flying, right next to Damian.
DAMIAN: āscoffsā why would I do that? Theyāre is still crime to be dealt with.
BERNARD: ⦠ālong silenceā
JON: ⦠um?
BERNARD: hey Jon, can you come here for a bit? Like a bit closer
JON: ?.? Um well ok?
DAMIAN: what do you have in mind? Mr dowd,
BERNARD: oh nothing, nothing really.
BERNARD: āgrabs something in his jacketā ok if you guys donāt go home now I will jump off this building.
DAMIAN: There is no way you think we would actually believe you?
BERNARD: hey Jon, I got something for you āthrows magical artifact on Jonā
Bernard jumps off the building and Jon is now on the ground of the roof weak thanks to the artifact.
DAMIAN: I did not expect!
Damian jumps down grabs the smug Bernard grappling away to the same building they were on 2 minutes ago.
BERNARD: now, letās go back home guyāwith a smile that could out burn the sunā
DAMIAN: well if you think that stunt could stop me or Jon, then-
Bernard had handcuffed Damian and Jon together and had tied up the magically weakened Jon in hand,
BERNARD: you were saying, now letās go. Bernard happily dragging the magic weakened Jon and the pissed off damian back to the manor like nothing ever happened.
Bernard giving Damian a nice good old salad and Jon pizza with only cheese.
BERNARD: letās agree to not tell anyone about this incident ok
JON AND DAMIAN: fine
PLEASE, PLEAASE! COMMENT MORE SUGGEST ON HOW BERNARD WOULD BABYSIT THEM, I NEED MORE OPINIONS AND IDEAS ON THIS.














