#billy batson

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

Batman, in a room full of –supposedly– adult Superheroes:... the villains then destroyed the building and took three people hostage, which, if I may add, was just so... Skibidi.

Captain Marvel: *cringes*

Batman, eyes narrowing: ...Fortunately, they weren't standing on business. Superman and I were able to track them back to their hideout and rescue the hostages. No major aura losses. We slayed.

Captain Marvel: *cringes harder*

Batman, with the glint of victory in his eyes:... Guess you could say they couldn't handle our rizz maxxing.

Captain Marvel, covering his face in second hand embarrassment: dude...

*Later, in the cave*

Bruce: I have confirmation on Captain Marvel's identity being a human on the younger side, probably a teen or pre-teen.

Jason: How did you even confirmed that?

Batman: I talked Gen Z to him.

*Both Tim and Damian groaning*

Jason, blinking: You 'talked Gen Z to him'? The fuck does that mean?

Tim: Don't make him demonstrate...

Dick: He uses Gen Z slang. Kids hate it.

Jason: Are you serious? That's it?

Damian: Don't underestimate his tactic, Todd. It's... oddly effective.

Bruce, smiling: What can I say, I'm a sigma, I never take an L.

*everyone having a full-body cringe*

Jason: Holy shit, nevermind, I get it.

Bruce: W plan for real, chat

Jason: Okay, stop.

Bruce: Can't. I'm in my rizzler dad era.

Jason: I will skin myself with Damian's katana.

*Meanwhile*

Green Lantern: So.. Did anyone understand Spooky's report today?

Flash: Not a damn word.

Dinah: It's OK, they can't hear us. Tell us? Who is your favourite Bat Kid?

Clark, smiling a little too hard: I can't choose.

Diana: You're sweating.

Clark, gritting his teeth: I love them all.

Diana: Jason is my favourite.

Barry: That's weak sauce, he's your favourite only because your his favourite.

Diana: He's my favourite because he's interesting to talk to and respectful.

Barry: I like Tim. He really gets the science side and he likes to spend time at the lab.

Oliver: Sorry, best Robin is Dick. He was the OG.

Hal: But that's such a basic answer.

Arthur: I like Damian. He is environmentally conscious, he knows the etiquette to be in Atlantis, he's very respectful-

Dinah: He stole an octopus

Arthur: he what now

Dinah: I like Steph. She's hilarious.

J'onn: It has to be Cass for me. She never gets loud or uses the microwave for experiments. Her plans are never over the top.

Zatanna: Yes, good choice. She's mine too.

Billy: I like Duke. I think his whole glowing power is like super cool and he never interrupts me when I'm-

Clark: Fine! It's Jason!

Hal:

Barry:

Oliver: The fuck? Not Dick?

Clark: I love him, I do! But Jason... He's interested in my job, he asks about my work, he-