Shameless' Blog

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

fuck you LOL

He was as noble and as fair in face as an elf lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, as kind as summer, and old as balls

This June marks the 40th anniversary of my first paid union acting job for a Southwest Airlines TV commercial… as a dancing mummy. Little did I know the career this was about to start, and here we are 4 decades later. Thank you for being with me on this thrilling ride!

how it all feels lately

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

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