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Here's why YOU should vote for Ryland Grace in @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026's tumblr sexyman poll

Upon making first contact with an alien species, he does a little boogie

was cold shouldered out of academia for calling someone a staggering waste of carbon because they insulted his thesis

wears a cartoonish bright yellow raincoat

also wears a BANGER cardigan

Doomed by the narrative

sometimes shipped with Simon iron lung (played by markiplier)

David Szymanski (creator of the iron lung game), the PHM twitter, and MARKIPLIER have all acknowledged it

simon was eliminated in an earlier round and Grace should avenge his husband

Also very aroace coded

after being kicked out of academia, went to teach middle schoolers. MIDDLE SCHOOL. And he genuinely loves it

Rides a bike to work. and not for exercise

learns how to use a modified pipe organ to teach alien rock children science

so so scared but trying his best

has a beautiful quilt that he curls up with and sleeps under at various points

cannot put his glasses on properly to save his life

Vanilla Extract.

he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference

he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.

he's aroace

he throws up almost as much as he cries

he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him

he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space

he puts the not in astronaut

he gets sick on the elevator

he has a codependent relationship with a crab

he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans

he likes foxes

he's the cool teacher at his middle school

he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ

his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him

his glasses are repelled from his face

he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it

he has a very corny sense of humor

he likes skittles

you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace

he has hella burn scars

he has chronic pain

he canonically uses mobility aids

he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.

ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-

Here is a little Ryland Grace edit I cooked for possible propaganda, because his life and the Sexyman finals are a drag path.

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

MY AROACE SPACE NERD WHOS DEF NEUROSPICY AND IS BESTIES WITH AN ALIEN MUST WIN

PLEASEEEE I BEG OF THEE VOTE FOR MY BOY RYLAND GRACE

rocky endorsement: yes!! vote friend grace!! he is best best best!! I vote grace statement. be like me!

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