im a bug lover not a bug fighter,

bury your gays

four bros, chillin in a sandpit, one foot apart cause they’re all gay

eight legs, in a hole, got a lid…this quartet of boyfriends is a trapdoor spider

@entities-of-posts the buried

Seconded

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

I eat that pussy like a communion wafer

sure ill reblog that

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

this is where the porch from detroit got taken to

i think it’s so funny yet says a lot about the american education system that instead of actually putting in the time and resources to stop bullying they just get the u.s. army to do a mini x-games for students at 10 in the morning

sometimes when i'm down i make the ''ya! hoo-hoo! WAHOO!" sounds out loud that mario does when he does the jumps in mario 64 and it makes me feel better

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*