The Helper’s Memes & Art Zone

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"