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hachama

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

gunsandfireandshit

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

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killwizard

Jimmy Budgett

thehotgirlproject

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

miiilowo

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

miiilowo

when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

beeblebroxxx

When I was in elementary school they replaced the playground substrate from sand to bark, but to do that they literally just dumped all of the bark on top of the sand.

For some reason all of us children were livid about this and demanded the sand be brought back, so the kids all sat shoulder to shoulder on their butts and used their legs to kick all of the bark back, progressing through the playground with startling efficiency. There was even a "WHAT DO WE WANT? SAND!" chant going STRONG

3rd grade teacher runs out, near tears, begging us to stop, and this is where she FUCKS UP because she says

"I don't care if you dig a hole to China just stop DOING THAT"

well we stopped doing that, and immediately began construction on The Hole

Within 3 days The Hole was about a foot and a half wide, but The Hole was DEEP. a 5th grader would hop down and disappear entirely. A mob bucket was confiscated from the janitor to deal with the the rising water problem as the hole got deeper. The sheer display of cooperation and dedication we had to The Hole bordered on reverence.

It was the highlight of the day to go to recess and resume construction of The Hole

Eventually I'm pretty sure a second grader fell in and twisted their ankle and then they put a piece of plywood over the top of the hole and covered it with sand and bark. We all forgot about it immediately and I don't remember anyone ever bringing it up again

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tssarinahavok

So happy I got to marry my favourite person in the world! <3 We had such an adorable goth wedding and I'm STILL in love with my dress

rongzhi

English added by me :)

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pusheen

yellow-cat

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

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lap-wolf

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

insomniac-arrest

Why do you live with the wolf from The Thing

theworldinstitches

A little freebie for your weekend.

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A ridiculous depiction of a roast turkey in cross stitch. Happy Thanksgiving!

ansitru

Choose your fighter. 🤠

Patterns are available in my shop ~

parahumors

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

ranchee94

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

vntildawn

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

soulbell

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

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christmas zafara cinnamoroll !!

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