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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

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Well, you know what....
Every week some streamer chud jettisons their extremely easy and profitable career of literally playing video games for a living because they simply HAVE to comment on the Transgender Question on Twitter
Imagine getting to make hundreds of thousands of dollars selling Fortnite skins and Raid Shadow Legends to middle schoolers, quite possibly the easiest way anyone has ever made exorbitant amounts of wealth ever, and risking it cause trans people drive you that fucking insane. Thousands of years of human social evolution and unequal wealth distribution leading you to a lifestyle kings and emperors of yore could not glimpse in their wildest imagination and i just. i just gotta tweet about the Drag Queens
Most ironic photos
Here’s a photo my dad took at work

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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️
i am so sorry my fellow bg3 players but i simply have no interest in seeing astarion in a heterosexual relationship. are you kidding me? he’s the equivalent of that one judgemental aging twink that always seems to know everyone’s business and is probably going to go bald early. he’s messy. he likes dick. he’s traumatized. I cannot fix him and to do so would be a hatecrime.
Today's crab is: patiently waiting and polite
lesbian flag color-picked from this crab...
[id: two images. first is a orange pink and white crab with its pinchers in front standing in a way that makes it look polite. second is the five striped lesbian flag with its orange white and pink shades picked from the crab. end id]
the spooky haunted house in markarth would be a LOT spookier if it wasn’t doing exactly what skyrim glitches do anyway. oh no, the cheeses are floating, how scary
my perfectly normal house in whiterun does the same thing, molag bal. you gotta step up your game.
I worked very hard on this
hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school
Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed

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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb
me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp
I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:
The models look so pained
When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen
Lmao what is this shit?
Gucci baby!
I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci
Isn’t this just Harry styles closet
Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up
They needed captions
#outfits you wind up wearing because they have amazing stats
Venus don’t hide this in the tags lmao
those models are deeply regretting their life choices
I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce
Of all the redemption arcs in popular fantasy media, I feel like Theoden's in The Lord of the Rings is the most overlooked.
The movies emphasize the magical control that the evil powers exercise over Theoden, but in the books, it's more obviously a depiction of bad kingship, in the British medieval sense. Theoden takes bad advice; he neglects his family; he fails to reward his knights; and he leaves his people vulnerable to attack. He also does not honor his kingdom's promises to help nearby kingdoms, as we can tell from Boromir's account of what Gondor has been going through.
Gandalf doesn't just cast out the curse and magically fix everything. He encourages Theoden to free himself from his bad advisor, but Theoden has to take all the subsequent steps. And those choices are not easy; after so much neglect, his knights are scattered, and his only option for defending his people is to gather them at Helm's Deep. The siege does not go well. His people are afraid and despairing. But nevertheless, he holds firm and charges out to meet the enemy -- and Gandalf literally meets him halfway, bringing with him the lost knights, whom Theoden welcomes and rewards after the battle.
Theoden could have just gone home after that. But when Gondor calls for aid, Theoden proves his worth by honoring his promises. He keeps his oaths not only to his people but to his allies.
And the climax of his redemption in the book is not his death, but his leadership. The ride of the Rohirrim against Sauron's armies is described in lavish detail, with an uncharacteristically heated pace: Theoden leads the entire line of Rohan, his banner streaming behind him in the wind as they race toward their foe. And that's the end of the chapter.
I love Theoden's arc so much, and especially that moment so much, because the message is not that he has to win battles or seek power. He just has to keep fighting. Theoden's greatest enemy isn't really Sauron: it's despair. And over the course of the book, he keeps choosing hope and action over despair and hesitation, until finally he can lead his people with courage.
As someone who struggles a lot with despair, I really needed to hear that story.
and it’s contrasted against Denethor’s arc; who also struggles against despair, and doesn’t overcome it.
It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.
I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday.

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why do you have short nails?
homo reasons
just like them short
male raised to believe nails must be short
neurodivergent reasons
digital artist reasons
mixture of reasons (explain in tags?)
other reason (explain in tags bc i am picking my brain thinking of reason lmao)
they're not short
They break from use
I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!
See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe
ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE