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@shanehollandersautismswag
I love how any time anyone asks Shane anything to do with his attraction to women he always says “sure” way too fast. Which unfortunately for Shane makes people immediately believe him less. Nothing screams “I am definitely attracted to women” less than agreeing that quickly while somehow still sounding very unenthusiastic about the subject.
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hand: on cock. eyes: barely open. boy who’s not quite my boyfriend yet but the love of my life: saying a million words to me in my second language after he just woke me up. but oh wait. oh. he wants to be together. with me. don’t cry. kiss him. kiss him you fool. tell him you love him. now in a language you share. i love him. holy shit. he loves me. life is worth living. barebacking :)
Hi everyone I was doing some spring cleaning this weekend and I found some decades old Shane Hollander magazine covers (+ Shane's 2016 Sexiest Hockey Player page in People Magazine you will always be famous!!!!) so thought I'd scan some through in case anyone was interested! Enjoy!
hang it in the louvre
pt 41/?
very important scar post
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“All paparazzi is unsolicited, there’s a whole market and I’ve engaged with it before, I still engage with it. It piques my interest, it plays into something sort of base in me that gets excited and titillated. But also what it comes down to is there was no consent there, that person didn’t necessarily want that photo taken. It is maybe not nefarious but it’s not sweet and it’s not fully welcomed. It doesn’t make us feel safe or really like we can disarm. We feel very... always on defense.”
— Hudson Williams on paparazzi, Jan. 20, 2026
diabetic Shane gets yet another service dog who can smell when he’s about to have a low or a spike. her name is Winnie she’s a very good girl and her vest has a little pocket on it that holds gummy bears.
I LOVE WINNIE AND HER GUMMY BEARS
Winnie is an Alaskan Malamute. Shane got her when he was 16. He picked Winnie because she can run with him outdoors when he’s training. Malamutes are sled dogs, so she loves running. Winnie also loves sliding around on ice rinks and chasing pucks that Shane throws for her. She would become the hockey version of Air Bud if she could. She has gone viral more than once as Shane Hollander’s Hockey Playing Dog.
GOD WAIT
the tuna meltdown is averted because cuddle time on the couch is happening until winnie (who is visiting this house for the first time along with shane and was SUPPOSED to be occupying herself with her chew toy) discovers that ilya's ice dispenser is NOT winnie proofed >:D
shane is literally kissing his way down ilya's belly only to suddenly hear the clatter of a FUCKTON of ice cubes hitting the floor and just "WINNIE! NO! BAD GIRL!"
and now the potential tension is broken by having to help clean up the ice cubes now scattered all over the kitchen while winnie is cronching as fast as she can before they're confiscated
i love that shane's whole emotional experience of heated rivalry is just him being like why is he mean to me then nice to me then mean to me then nice to me then really nice to me then really mean to me then nice to me in a way that bewilders & disconcerts me so much it briefly turns me heterosexual. and then he's mean to me again. oh it's because he's scared. yay! i can work with scared. i intend to marry him
Ilya Voice it’s a doggie dog world…
don’t leave this in the tags @themoonandmyman!!!
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SHANE HOLLANDER WEEK Free choice: Shaney (smiley Shane 💙)
Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.
I think that genuinely would have worked in the sense that the utter insanity of the segue would shock Shane out of his panic attack.
Like he’s just cum, his brain is soup, the beast of heteronormativity is breathing down his neck, and he says,
‘I can’t. I can’t do this.’
and Ilya just replies
‘The light fixtures in the kitchen were imported from a designer in Spain.’
….
….
‘What?’
and now he’s so confused he can’t possibly leave.
Ilya Rozanov voice NEVER LET EM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE…
This is like those crying baby videos but they instantly stop crying in shock when a cold piece of cheese slice is thrown at their heads.
So I imagine when Ilya realises this, he is urgently diving into interior specifics. All the specifics about his Boston house and he's digging up pictures of his old Moscow home because Russian architecture is foreign to Shane and he knows he'll like it. So he saves all his knowledge for when Shane is freaking out and just randomly throws these facts at him and Shane is just like
#more of this in season two lets all live
In my head Shane is 14 when one of his coaches finds him on the ice doing extra drills after practice and he makes some Crack like, "Guess you're not a once in a generation talent after all." And Shane is surprised and doesn't know what he means, and thinks maybe he did something wrong? A stupid newspaper called him a generational talent a couple months ago and the kids on his team - well it's fine. They're still winning. "More like twice huh?" The coach finishes. He holds up a DVD in an unlabled jewel case (because it's 2005) "Got something you're going to want to see."
The coach takes him to the video room and puts the DVD in, "There's a kid in Russia, same age as you. They're saying he's the next Gordie Howe."
He presses play and they watch a shaky video of two Russian teams. Shane's heart starts racing as he watches. He can immediately tell who coach is talking about. One of them is clearly faster and smarter than the rest, moving through the defense with a slick confidence that Shane immediately finds fascinating.
"His name is uh," coach digs though a pile of paper, "Romanof or something." He finds what he's looking for, "Ilya Rozanov. He'll be draft eligible the same year you will."
Shane feels that same sense of determination, terror, and joy he always feels when one of his coaches talks about him getting drafted like it's a forgone conclusion. He keeps watching the kid on the ice, the same age as him, and very good, and also already set for the draft.
His play style is fascinating, and when his shift is over Shane grabs the remote to fast forward to the next time he gets on the ice, wanting to see more.
His coach laughs and claps him on the shoulder, "Don't worry about him too much. You won't be playing him for a couple of years."
Shane watches this boy skate around his teammates like it's easy, like he's bored, maybe as bored as Shane sometimes is with his own team. He can't wait.
remembering that shane hollander and ilya rozanov are going to start out the season as boyfriends and then possibly end the season as husbands
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bby shane who joined his dad at his job for a day as little kids do
shane who sat under his dads desk and helped him out with ‘important documents’. his dad ‘needed all these papers folded in perfect halves’, and five year old shane was not gonna disappoint him. he was gonna win at folding papers in half.
(in reality these were just last years invoices that ought to be shredded but shane needn’t know that)
by lunch time he had folded nearly 100 important documents in half and susan the receptionist told him he’s the best paper folder she’s ever met! dad ruffled his hair with pride.
shanebug is buzzing. he cannot wait to tell mom when he gets home :)
Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ COMING OUT (part 1/2)
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