i mean, there are hot women everywhere

sometimes the dom and the sub can both be dogs

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

ilya would loooove minion memes

him and cliff would send them to each other all the time

ilya in the other books is going, “I see that you’re gay. I see that you like this person. I see that you are miserable. You should do something about that.” and he stands there and waits for someone else to say that they notice him too and nobody ever does.

at some point after shane joins the centaurs, ilya overhears shane refer to him as 'roz' in the locker room and his head JERKS up but he doesn't even have time to be confused because he can already tell by the look on shane's face that he was trying something out and it will NOT happen again

I hope in season 2 if we get an episode from another couple’s perspective they have a moment watching Shane & Ilya interact & they’re like. #WhatDatMean

At the All Star Game Eric’s watching Shane Hollander nod his head towards the elevators then seeing Ilya Rozanov follow after him like an excited puppy #WhatDatMean

shane and ilya are the biggest fake idgafers in the world and have no game. all shane does is shane his eyes because he’s down bad and always looks like he’s about to cry. ilya thinks he has game but all he really does is lie about his dick size, obnoxiously bother a guy for two years, and then proceed to crash out at the club because he didn’t tell said guy he liked him

one day ilya gets to post a side by side of fat baby shane and fat baby hollander-rozanov, “just like her daddy” and it’s fat baby hollander-rozanov chewing on a puck plushie

“roselana is self indulgent” “roselana being canon would be pure fanservice” I DONT CARE DO NOT FUCK THIS FOR ME!!!!!!

I BELIEVE 🙏🙏