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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, as told through their Wikipedia talk pages.

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hi. heated rivalry sideblog :) my main is over at @thewindyoubargainedfor
my fanfiction hashtag myfanfiction
Talk: MLH (3.5k, NR)
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, as told through their Wikipedia talk pages.

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was the yaoi really good enough for it to have been worth getting into sports?
i chose that picture for the last one bc it makes it look like jj is giving him that advice lol
imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr
between shane's neurodivergence and ilya's bisexuality neither of them know how to sit normally. put them next to each other for more than 10 minutes and they will inevitably start playing twister. they are coming up with positions you couldn't even conceive of. the centaurs have an entire shared photo album dedicated to pictures of them sitting in positions that Can't Possibly Be Comfortable but they somehow maintain for an absurd amount of time anyway. the most crucial part of this is that it's entirely subconscious and it takes several different people pointing it out to them before they even realize they're doing it

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maybe.....maybe 😉
ur so right.....twins n triplets as babies n toddlers r one thing but one day they're gna have five teenage girls to parent.......
baby ive been mulling over this ever since u sent it just in awe at the chaos of their house. like every weekly grocery shop ilya and shane are buying tampons/pads because cycles syncing up is actually a myth and every fucking week someone is on their period. then we’ve got their sports (I don’t think they all stick to hockey but I think they all do play at least one sport each) and we’ve got at least one daughter every morning yelling “Where’s my sports bra!” And then shane replies “it’s on the clothes line!” “Not that one! I want the lucky one!” And shane looks at ilya and ilya is like “she thinks that black Nike one that you stitched the underwire back into is lucky.” And shane struggles to keep track of which sports bras are the lucky ones and which ones aren’t but ilya is all over that. And then we’ve got hair, now shane, shane has become a Pro at braiding. He can do every braid in the book and has been practicing since the girls hair were long enough, now even some of the girls friends come over for Shane do to their hair as well. Ilya is the go to dad for fashion advice, one of the girls is a shane 2.0 and lives in athletic gear but otherwise he’s got daughters bursting into their bedroom before school starts like “papa does this look weird? Is it too much?” And ilya will always be honest but usually his children have his iconic ability to style themselves perfectly “no, is not too much, is very chic sweetheart.” And shane goes “yeah yeah very chic” because he wants to be helpful too but both Ilya and their daughter look at him like he’s an animal doing a cute trick and said daughter does a little pout and is like “awwww thank you daddy” and gives him a kiss on the cheek. anyways there’s so much to go into with this I could talk about it foreverrrr
mytruth #mytruth toxic as it may be, is that if the other ever died, neither Shane nor Ilya are lasting longer then a year before they go too.
like their first reaction is Shane: IMMEDIATE suicide attempt via mysterious firearm
Ilya: full disassociation from time of death to funeral, tries to passive suicide himself by getting dangerously drunk and starting a fight
then, if someone intervened and put them in a psych facility or suicide watch
Shane: literally a soulless shell with flashes of extreme anger, basically fades into nothing while pretending to be functional, swallows a bottle of pills the day he gets let out
Ilya: wouldn't want to intentionally, definitely kill himself, so he gives himself plausible deniability by sleep deprived, disassociated driving his car off the road
no like the craziest part about hollanov is that when shane’s situationship of 8 years started crying his first instinct was to crawl in his lap. like what an insane thing to do for someone you don’t know that well. and of course freak4freak ilya eats it up
Shane resting his head on Ilya's crotch for a nap because it's his favourite most comforting place in the world send post
@doctordotgay yessss you get it

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also. i find it odd that reid spends so much time in the long game refuting shane’s perspective. shane ‘doesn’t know the dark side of hockey.’ shane is ignorant to the problems of others. shane is too obsessed with hockey. shane’s anxieties are insipid and selfish when compared to ilya’s righteous trauma. shane’s definitely not an eating disorder is a topic of ridicule. shane is sulking after being outed again instead of helping with dinner. everyone — ilya, his parents, rose, hayden — tell shane that he’s being ridiculous and small minded, that he isn’t considering others feelings, that he doesn’t appreciate what he has.
but then everyone else is wrong and shane is right. everything he predicted comes to pass. he is outed by his best friend. he is hatecrimed and ostracised by his championship team. his fiance fails to defend his integrity to the press. he goes to another team for less money and is stripped of a letter. like. it’s just so unbelievably bizarre. i understand that reid wrote this as the ‘comeuppance’ and punishment for shane quote unquote ignoring all of ilya’s more important problems, but then why prove him right? why not make him so passively ignorant that the ensuing horror is a total surprise?
reid has spoken about getting upset when people dislike ilya and his actions, so then why write an entire book where the explicit conclusion is that ilya was wrong, and then try to frame it as shane’s fears — while ultimately correct — simply weren’t worth the hassle? and why, at the end of that, is shane still the only one to apologise?
the only explanation here is that rachel reid has unintentionally reinvented cassandra of troy from her own beautiful mind
like. what do u mean they were so inseparable the whole time they were at the cottage that shane got into his trunks and waded out to sit on that rock while ilya splashed around silly style even though it was cold and he didn’t want to get in… what do u mean the first time they have a chance to spend real time together they realize they like being around each other so much that they wont be apart for even a minute if they don’t have to.. what do u mean they have to go to the secret long distance torment nexus after that. i’m sick
Shane Hollander on hour 8 of a 12 hour road trip feeling his sanity leaving more & more every time Anya starts barking in the backseat or Ilya starts laughing out loud at a tiktok he’s watching with his headphones in (he’s supposed to be playing navigator)
and needless to say i am hopelessly dependent on the shane
mom i need you to know that i did really try i tried really hard but i just can’t help it and i’m sorry

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drawing them in gear for once
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