creature!

me & the guy I asked my coach to let live with me because I heard that his back was kinda hurting from his hotel mattress but now it’s all good he has a bed and a little quadrant and I cook for him and he drives me to the rink every day looking fond as hell and and he checks the weather for us and it is very important actually that we Talk Like This with visors touching btw

me & the media darling vet I pulled on account of being so adorablecuteniceys that he overheard my back was hurting and immediately went out on a limb and asked coach if I could live with him even though I am technically just a very long term call-up and now he cooks for me and gave over the driver’s seat and trusts me with decisions and even though his ex is on the team I’m the one he goes home with every night

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character