Don't touch me

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

@semataryyyy

Leave him out of this

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

welp. to the shredder

this was posted in 2015. the years come and go but tumblr is eternal.

Y'all pretentious photosynthesis bitches r so annoying let me lurk in the darkness like a wet salamander. Stop picking up my rock

the english are weak

Okay but genuinely is there something missing here?? Because when I lived in Vancouver BC it was $5.25ish CA for a three-zone ticket to school and that was an hour and a half from A to B. Why is a 30 minute $5-$12 ride an insurmountable task. What am I not seeing here

I've made jokes and observations about how the British have no tolerance for vehicular travel (even buses) but this is ridiculous

torn between astonishment at how stupid this is and a momentary breathless giddiness at the idea of somehow creating a psyop among conservative americans where we create a moral panic over sex for procreation.

you fucking suck at burger