!⃝ Kitties already know how to do that.

Say hello to: the headcanons nobody asked for! (｡´∀｀)ﾉ

Zen (Top View) Super, super proud of how straight it is. Secretly very paranoid of curving it. Frequently alternates hands when masturbating to prevent that, even though it’s not necessary (because he’s perfect ofc, but bonus: lefty feels like someone else doing it). Classically “perfect”. Straight, proportional, very aesthetically pleasing and big. Knows it’s the shit and makes every excuse to show it off when possible.

707 (Top ¾ Angle) Talks to himself a lot. Eyes roll back when passing over his girth with the same amount of pressure used at the base. His is as overwhelming and unique as he is. About average length, but super thick. Foreplay will be needed (for the receiver..). Thin, very prominent ridge that will probably make you scream as he fills you up completely. Doesn’t care about looks, just loves sensation and shoving it all inside.

Jumin (Bottom ¾ Angle) No time + repressed libido = more or less untouched (at least until someone comes along -wink wink-). Slightly above average with a large, prominent head and ridge that stimulates the g-spot whether it’s wanted or not. Strong erections with noticeable upward curve. Frequently bounces against his abdomen. G-spot’s wet dream. Claims not to care about size or looks, but secretly feels superior to everyone else.

Yoosung (Underside View) Yo, this boy don’t stop touching himself. He looks innocent and is shy af, but he’s a big time closet-pervert, too. Always forgets to clear his browser history (it is f u l l of some shit). Learned to use his left hand predominantly, so he could still use his mouse (he’s secretly very proud of this). Small head, long and thin with a left hook and a lot of foreskin. Really nervous about what someone might think if they saw it.

Tbh, I was just dicking around and this just happened ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Disclaimer: these aren’t perfectly to scale, but you get the idea.

Believe me when I say these are all good. Not one is better than the other except when preferences come into play.