Shake Parade

Liam Neeson apparently was a danger on set because the jedi have like four basic moves but he was trained for swordfighting for Rob Roy so he would wave his plastic sword in new and interesting ways that would not be choreographed but were traditional actual ways to fight with a sword

To be fair, that does sound like something Qui-Gon would do.

between Liam actually knowing what he was doing and Ewan not being able to stop himself from making lightsaber noises it's a wonder the Phantom Menace got made at all

a hero

(via Untitled | Sally Latham | Flickr)

 “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on

as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.

the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal

And they can’t have feathers

Man we really are doomed to repeat history aren’t we?

Dick Game Diego

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

Diego was just out here slangin dick for the goodness of tortoise kind

the biggest of dick energy

BLESS

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

she did such a good job I’m so proud