Random by Design

It really does feel like that

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger

don’t hold back compliments, it could make someones day

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

I don't consider Tumblr social media. Like at all. This is just a place where the most awesome people hang out but the rest of the world doesn't know it exists.

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown