ludonarratively dissonant

@advosart may I pin this repost so that I can see this absolutely adorable serotonin boost everytime I open tumblr?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny

do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny

Hey, hot stuff... You wanna come over and solve the mystery of how many times I can bob on that stack? ... Hmm? Oh, it's like. Yeah, so this guy Robert Stack hosted this television program called Unsolved Mysteries and it's like. Bob is a nickname for Robert so-- You've seriously never seen Unsolved Mysteries? What? Well, I'm not gonna suck it NOW.

If you’ll wear Meta Glasses, you’ll wear a wire. No question. Move around fed.

Reading some more of the preview for this book, and I realise this is by far not the biggest problem, but I'm begging this guy to just use 'shadow' instead of 'umbra'. I promise I will not accuse you of being a philistine.

*throws this in the face of everyone who has ever accused me of writing purple prose*

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

in my heyday i was the "one-two punch of library card owners and now look at me. they wont even let me in

What was the two in the one-two punch?

catastrophic right hook to cheekbone

what was the the one?

having my library card