ludonarratively dissonant

@advosart may I pin this repost so that I can see this absolutely adorable serotonin boost everytime I open tumblr?

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

mr. beast in 2008

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

sony cutting off physical discs while also implementing a system that doesnt allow you to actually own ur digital games due to that 30 day verification whatever not to mention outside of gaming for the past few years sony has stopped producing on physical formats which is insane because THEY developed nearly every format every company uses( dvd, bluray, cd, etc ) so they have the biggest hand on production leaving a vacuum now that theyve stopped plus being absolutely shady with their digital marketplaces most recent example w/ pulling studio canal conent & the funimation / crunchyroll merger still has missing anime never added back to the app the shut down of multiple studios + the end of destiny 2 despite wanting to focus on live service which is just code for focusing on gta6's online mode & nothing else like adding the years upon years upon years of extra added shady sony horsepiss not just playstation but sony as a whole the fuck am i expected to spend a SINGLE dime with them again

adding to the "you dont hate sony enough" they also announced today they are shutting down the ps3 & psvita digital marketplaces so fuck preservation of games for older consoles ig !!

You need to start going to metal concerts and offering estrogen to any men you see by saying it’s drugs.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

have you considered that part of the reason that your hunger does not easily move you to action is that you trained yourself to ignore it because leaving your room meant talking to your family?

Relearning the joys of cooking has been such a struggle but so worth doing. I love the little ritual of cutting an onion or mincing garlic, even though there’s easier ways to do both. Small acts of kindness to yourself can be as simple as a loving cooked meal for just you

possibly fun ask game: make assumptions about me based solely on my tumblr and I’ll tell you how accurate they are

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

kitten, the cost of living is simply too high. we're gonna need to each get at least one other weed smoking girlfriend to keep momma's farm