ludonarratively dissonant

@advosart may I pin this repost so that I can see this absolutely adorable serotonin boost everytime I open tumblr?

Joy at volume I love this!

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

"reblog if mutuals can dm you!" my mutuals could kidnap me and i'd be like yay! yayayay yippee woo yeah!!

Make some noise is such a funny fucking concept. Can you imagine if your rich friend came up to you like can i pay you to make me laugh

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

^^ Zeus 25 minutes before Athena c-sections herself outta the back of his skull spinnin like a beyblade

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

I miss airports, packing, hotel breakfasts and the smell of a new city