ludonarratively dissonant

@advosart may I pin this repost so that I can see this absolutely adorable serotonin boost everytime I open tumblr?

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

He absorbed Lindsey Graham’s energy like some kind of lich

the mitchuation is not improving

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

good news OP, quite a few people were upset that we called our yuri milf game a milf game, and were even further scandalized to learn it was for a “yuri” game jam because yuri is a bad word also now, too, for some reason

!!! @xekstrin you can’t just mention a yuri milf game and not gives us links to plug it!! I want to know!! I want to know about the yuri milfs!!!

It’s called Love On The Peacock Express  you play as a cocky detective on a train full of milfs who have mysteries to solve

I didn’t know @tealesbian was a game developer

I was onboard for that until I learned that the game was funding baby-murder :(

this post really has everything huh

The notes on this post are like the elephants foot

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

My favourite thing about Scooby-Doo is that the gang (i.e. Velma) always like: Surely there must be a logical explanation for this. There's no such thing as the supernatural. Right Scooby-Doo, the Talking Dog That We Solve Mysteries With.

it's so funny how taylor swift built her career on everywoman underdog songs like she isn't a skinny aryan nepo baby from generational wealth

If you have to be over 35 in order to be elected President of the US, then logically there should be an upper limit too. Say 70, maybe 75. The same could really be said for any political position. Honestly, the setup clearly needs to be that anyone who is retirement aged should ideally be retired, not 'leader of the free world'.