Sup my fellow sinners

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

Sending 7 quadruple cheeked up butch lesbians and bara bears to jump rope outside of your room door at all hours of the night and shake the fuck out your house

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

the number of like 16 and 17yo "radfems" around is so fucking sad. if youre scrolling my blog, kids, youre being groomed into a hateful ideology and you need to pull out before its too late. those people arent your friends

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

"pit bulls are not evil, but they are not nanny dogs either. they are medium-large powerful terriers originally developed for dogfighting and need an owner who understands that" is such an easy normal opinion to have. and yet.

it's kinda nuts to me that I've already had to block several people who act like they agree with this but then added something like "yeah AND they are dangerous and shouldn't be around children ever" like...girl go back and read the first four words of this post.

NO dog is a "nanny dog" meaning no dog should ever be left unsupervised around young children. Ever. There are plenty of reasons even the most mild tempered dog would bite.

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together