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The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

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queerliblib

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

meeliesaysno

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

ksfoxwald

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

meangirlnurse

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

#jsut spent $30 on an elephant ear and two lemonades 🥴#kill me

jvlianbashir

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

weaselle

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

yadelah

This kinda required my brain a bit

holy-leapin-splits-batman

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valtsv

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

wondersmith-and-sons

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

#nothing funniet to me than the tweet thats like “bitches call me liz truss the way i give em a weak pound then immediately leave”#funnier*

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

brucespringsteencomments

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

the-yoshir

Ok then don't post it online?

64mpg

sorry i forgot we’re only allowed to post if it’s a performance for a target audience my bad my fault sorry

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innerchildabortionclinic

Not optional I guess

#me in two weeks. god willing

new username, made my blog unsearchable etc, & softblocked everyone following me who's blog was less than a year and a half old because its now official, my ex bf is following me around town. i was suspicious before but tonight was the last straw. as if i wasn't already fucking anxious enough. ugh.

#keeping the icon for a minute so i'm recognizable to mutuals but it will change in a couple days. dm me for my old username i guess.#i'll settle on a different more permanent username as soon as i think of one #but i just needed to change it immediately.#ofc i blocked him when he started popping up randomly around town but there was reasonable doubt until now #but i cannot stop oversharing on tumblr. thatll never change. this blog existed a decade before that relationship. itll continue long after #i know only like 10 of you are even active anymore. but this blog is for ME

hirsuteandcute

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

dankmemeuniversity

iamoutofideas

why is "sex with someone who respects me as a human and shares some of my kinks and cares about my physical pleasure" such an apparently impossible ask. how the fuck is anyone having good casual sex? is good casual sex a lie made up by Big Sex? seriously! who tf is having good casual sex?? and do they want to come up to my apartment for a few hours?

#its like the fucking triangle where you can only pick two #and two is LUCKY #im out here giving a chance to ppl who end up doing ZERO #im going to rip my hair out #can someone let me bounce on it and then be NORMAL about it???#what happened to everyone drinking respect women juice #did the respect women juice factory explode???

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stingchronicity

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

#really into cabbage rn

northirish

bootlicker

Sucking off a soldier but pulling away every few minutes to frown and shake my head so the audience knows I don't support the military industrial complex, I just have a thing for uniforms

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