You could do anything, if only you dared

Petition to create the term “rad herring” for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won’t help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

wats he doin

His best

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

soon it will be autumn, and i'll have a cup of warm tea, an old, unread book with crinkled pages, and the leaves would be a beautiful shade. everything would be alright again.

we should all be thankful that the loki show didn’t come out during his original time as a tumblr sexyman because we would have had a very real contender for the next onceler on our hands

i want you all to sit down and think about “loki, but there’s canonically an infinite number of variations of him” dropping in 2014 and count your blessings

straight writers be like “this character is not gay. now here is the 12th scene where they are bullied for being gay”