The Dreams of a Fanatic

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be