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When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
I want like⌠a condo. And enough money to go on vacation sometimes. And maybe a mug.
bro look at thrift stores or garage sale for mugs
i once got a set of four cat mugs for a dollar. one of the best days of my life so far
Maybe Iâm tired of going to thrift stores for mugs. Maybe Iâm tired of the $5 target mugs. Maybe I want a really nice mug. Not like five hundred nice mugs. Just like⌠one or two would be nice. You know? Maybe Iâd hang one on my wall. I think Iâd like that. Owning a wall.
@what-even-is-thiss
Go to any streets that close for art events, youâll find at least 1 good potter selling their wares there
I got the cup I use for my bathroom at Las Olas, Florida for their art fair a few years back, it was like $15ish but the potter had a set all in the same color combo of a bowl, 2 sized plates and 2 different mugs. I just wanted the one small cup but Iâve got the card somewhere
At the same art fair a year or two later a different potter was there selling his stuff and thatâs who I got one of my tea mugs from for like again $15isb
Again, people are misunderstanding my actual desires represented by the mug.
There you go.
Every time we go into a Big Fancy Houseware shop just to browse, I stare wistful at the mugs. âWe have enough mugsâ I will say. But I know I my heart that all the mugs at home are mismatched and old, or secret Santa gifts from across the years. None of them have been purchased solely for the joy of buying a fancy new mug.
Like you could even go to the clearance aisle for mugs. The change of seasons always brings new and interesting things. OR A GOODWILL TRIP? Holy shit this person is going on and on about expensive ass mugs when what you really need in life is to not fall into the trap that capitalism has inevitably laid for all of us that makes us believe wholeheartedly that the only happiness we will find in life is the ability to purchase expensive things and to own expensive things
Go green and try to re-thrift for shit thatâs so trivial it takes one slip of the hand to watch it completely fall to pieces
I made this post over a year ago now and inevitably whenever it gains more traction someone will pop up completely misunderstanding me, not understanding that Iâd just like to be comfortable. I donât actually want advice on how to acquire mugs. I own a couple of mugs. Iâd just like to be able to have some security. Maybe a pool. Maybe Iâd like to own a small amount of property. A condo, maybe. Iâd like to be able to travel. Youâll notice that nobody here is giving advice on how to acquire a condo or a vacation. Theyâre just taking the mug part seriously. All I wanted to do was fantasize about a world where I donât live in a studio apartment that takes up half of my paycheck in rent alone and maybe I have a stupid white dad device mounted on the wall to showcase my mug collection. Can everyone just shut the hell up about telling me how to acquire mugs? I donât care about the traps of consumerism! I just wanna be able to afford to visit my aunts sometimes! And so what if I do want an expensive mug? Thatâs my goddamn business.
This is a perfect summary of what itâs like for try to communicate any idea that canât fit neatly into a single sentence on Tumblr Dot Com.
honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.
Lyrics:
Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."
Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true
They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."
Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again
So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart
Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.
Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.
I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.
[Mostly] Romantic Dialogue Prompts
[vol. I]
I just have so many dialogues in mind, but my execution of them in actual fics arenât great so perhaps some of you could use them. Do let me know if you used any of them in your writing (not mandatory). A like or a reblog is always appreciated!
/ signifies a new character speaking
Fluff
1. âHow did I get so lucky to have you?â
2. âUgh, youâre so childish!â / âDonât act so surprised, you were the one who fell for me.â
3. âNothing compares to your hugs. Even a complete stranger would assume that.â
4. âNo, you should rest.â / âBut youâre just as hurt as me, if not more.â
5. âIâm a useless piece of shit.â / âBold of you to insult the one I love.âÂ
6. âIâm sorry Iâm so awkward. I just donât know how to flirt.â / âWell⌠I find introductions charming. Why donât we start there?â
7. âJust stop beating around the bush and tell me you like me!â
8. âI guess we are destined to be soulmates now.â
9. âI donât know how to love.â / âNeither do I. Letâs figure it out together, shall we?â ORÂ âI donât know how to love.â /Â âPerhaps you could follow my lead?â
10. âAs someone who is notorious for hating everyone I first meet, I donât quite hate you. Wonder whyâŚâ
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Boys, protect girls. Call people out when they make offensive jokes. Stand up to those who treat girls like objects. Walk a girl home if she feels unsafe. Listen to them and be considerate of their feelings. Destroy that myth that women are inferior.
Girls, protect boys. Call people out when they make fun of a boy for showing emotion. Stand up to those who tell boys to âman up.â Support boys who enjoy feminine things. Destroy the myth that men canât be victims and that women canât be predators.
Boys, protect boys. Protect your bros from violent relationships. Comfort your bros when they need somebody. Stand up for your bros who are ridiculed for not wanting/liking sex. Destroy the myth that two men canât be close without it being âgay.â
Girls, protect girls. Defend sisters who enjoy having sex. Stand up to those who define sisters for what they wear. Donât judge your sisterâs worth from how many boyfriendâs sheâs had. Destroy the myth that girls have to constantly compete with each other.
Protect everyone from the patriarchy.Â
Hallelujah.
Please also protect trans/non binary/genderfluid people who do not fit in boxes and destroy the idea that they have to fit in boxes. Please protect aromantic/demi/ace/pan/polyamorous people who do not need or want to be in relationships the way society thinks itâs right. Destroy the idea that there is only one way to be happy with other people.
Dear teen girls,
Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.
Stop:
Yelling at him in front of his friendsÂ
Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you donât like
Telling him he doesnât have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of youÂ
Telling him he canât hang out with friends because you donât like him
Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
Forcing him to spend every moment with youÂ
Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake
Threatening to break up with him if he doesnât do what you want
Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want
Accusing him of cheating every time heâs not with you
Blow up is phone if he doesnât text you every five minutesÂ
Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love
Physically attacking him when ever you are mad
Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didnât want to
Invading his privacy by going through his phone
Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is
If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.Â
Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.
Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.Â
!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.
You donât deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.
Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesnât warrant getting cussed out or hit.
Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. Thatâs fine, y'all can go
Whole lot of grown women do this too.
Just wanna throw these in too
Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other thingsÂ
controlling when heâs able to go out with friends
Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because youâre insecure
Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and donât matter
SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HEâS LOYAL OR NOT
testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! itâs manipulative and weird donât fucking do that)
taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and sheâd always condone it because âheâll get over itâ )
guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you  and making him choose between you and friends/family
telling him âyou donât love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* â
being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him
downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing ââregularââ people do) or snooping on his social media to see who heâs talking to
hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION.Â
I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. itâs fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.
and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.
if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. donât let her use you to get her shit right. youâll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she wonât. Â
Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave.Â
Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldnât take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.
dammit Iâd spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.
Oh my god. This is so important.
Never stop reblogging this post!
Women & girls can be abusive too! Abuse can happen both ways.
Sorry I know not study related just think itâs important !
Wait wait wait, what do you mean by sending his number to strangers???? People do that????
Ladies who do this, you are not âtesting your manâs loyalty.â
You are ABUSIVE AND TOXIC.
Cease immediately.
Christians hate when a gay man goes âfuck it, Iâll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so badâ because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they canât scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.
calling out @brightismarstonight because yes
âYouâre supposed to fear your father/parentsâ this isnât the first time Iâve seen someone say that someone told them this in the tags. Christianity as an institution is one of the biggest shelters for abusers out there and this shit right here is how they do it.
Obviously there are many things to dislike about adulthood but as someone who grew up in an abusive household for whom adulthood offered the only chance at an escape, it's incredibly important to me that i romanticize adulthood whenever possible because i know there are kids and teenagers like me out there who are seeing nothing but complaints about rent and taxes and the loneliness of living on your own and i know they're going to internalize all of that and assume it means that adulthood won't offer them the freedom and safety they've been dreaming of. So while i never want to minimize the difficulties of being an adult, i also want to highlight how incredibly nice it can be to finally have ownership of your life and your body and your time and money and food and everything else in a way that you never had before. You can choose when you wake up! You can choose what you have for breakfast! You can choose when to go to sleep or if you want to (inadvisably) stay up all night watching tv in the living room! In the living room! You can choose what to watch! These are little things, but they are worth taking pleasure in, and they are worth looking forward to.
Oh. Man. I'm in my 40s now, but can STILL remember the first apartment I lived in alone. The first week, I had nothing. NOTHING. I slept on the floor wrapped up in curtains, until a friend came to visit and was like "welp. This ain't keepin' on" and gave me a folding bed and a couple of blankets. There were part of it that were just... not fun. You know what I did, though? I made cookies. Because I wanted them, and nobody could keep me from using the kitchen. I got a cat, because nobody could tell me "no". I took long, hot bubble baths because the bathroom - and the bathtub - were MINE and nobody else's. I turned MY music up and danced around MY living room all day (but was aware of the family with children downstairs, so shut down the one person party before it got too late). I bought a cast-off couch for cheap and had friends help me bring it in, and sat on MY couch and sewed. And crocheted. And started to teach myself to knit. The only one there to tell me "no" was the kitten, and she loved playing with the yarn. There were things about it that were exceptionally hard. I was a pregnant single waitress truly struggling to pay bills and put food on the table. But that's not what stuck. What stayed with me, and what was important, was those little things that made being an adult worthwhile.
You will get out and you will get free and it still rains, sometimes, but you get to decide whether to stay in or put up your umbrella or just let it pour down your face while you stomp puddles. You get to choose. It's not paradise, but it is, in the end, yours, which is such a relief. And all the things they say about the best of life being free - that's true. You will have happiness of your own making.
Map of Native American etymologies for âhorseâ. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.
BIG DOG
in Cree class back in middle school i never questioned why dog and horse were so similar. it makes so much sense now

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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrowâs moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where sheâs like âhow many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabethâ and he shyly says âonce more, miss swannâ and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers âelizabethâ to himself like heâs unworthy of it
then when heâs patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says âi know, blacksmithâs hands⌠theyâre roughâ because he thinks thatâs whatâs bothering her HE KNOWS HEâS NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THATâS THE PINING IâM TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DONâT ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until heâs dressed like this to do it:Â
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
Thatâs how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism
âYou know at this point we might as well get you a room of your own at this place.â
The hero startled and they shot up at the sound, reflexes kicking in. Their instincts screamed.
Danger.
And then pain.
Pain seared through their midsection and, despite their upward seated position, they doubled over clutching their stomach as spots danced in their eyes.
âJesus Christ, Hero.â The villainâs voice seemed to cut through the pain, if only for a moment. âYouâd think youâd be more used to this. Youâll bleed all over the bed.â
The hero gasped and the villain was at their side, placing a hand on their shoulder to guide the hero firmly back onto the bed. Another featherlight touch of the villainâs hand, and the heroâs pain subsided to a bearable amount. They still winced at the touch and the villain tutted, shifting closer to the heroâs side. Maybe into a bedside chair, the hero couldnât be sure.
âSo what do you think?â
The hero blinked. âWhat?â Their speech slurred, as if theyâd come out of a deep sleep. Which, evidently, they had.
âAbout getting you your own room. Iâll admit, tending to you in my own bedâŚâ Through the heroâs slightly blurred vision they saw the villain raise their eyes as they continued. âItâs intimate, no? But itâs becoming a habit-â
âSânot a habit,â the hero replied weakly, barely holding onto their swimming vision.
âAh, no. Iâm speaking now. And you need to-â The villainâs hands were back on their midsection for a brief moment, gently expelling their healing magic that brought the heroâs world back into focus and took the pain to the back of their mind. âYou need to listen.â
âDo I have a choice?â
âNo.â
The hero groaned again, and this time it wasnât from the pain.
âWe need to talk about your self-destructive tendencies - now donât give me that look - and the fact that you somehow when youâre injured you always end up with me instead of, you know, your team.â
âMaybe itâs âcause youâre so âospitable,â the hero coughed out the last word and noticed the villainâs eyebrows knitting together in a frown, before dissolving into a fit of further coughing. This time the healing hands went to their chest. The coughing eased, but the villainâs evident uncertainty remained.
âNo, if I was as hospitable as you claim I would have fixed this by now.â The hero heard a slight edge to the villainâs voice that hadnât been there before.
The hero huffed a laugh. âDonât beat yourself up about it.â
âSpeaking of,â the villain raised an eyebrow. âWho did beat you up?â
Shit.
âI fell off a building.â
âHuh. I didnât know falling could give you stab wounds.â
The hero closed their eyes, wincing. âYouâd be surprised.â
âSeriously, who did this?â
âDoesnât matter.â
âYes it does. Iâm your doctor.â
The hero wrinkled their nose at that. âYouâre my nemesis.â
âClearly not, if someone else is beating you up nowadays.â
The heroâs heart panged. Through an open window, birds chirped from a distance, filling the silence.
âWhen can I leave?â The hero finally asked.
âAfter youâre recovered⌠and-â
âAnd?â
âOnce I find out whoâs doing this to you.â
The scraping of a chair and the click of a door told the hero the villain had slipped out of the room.
Once I find out whoâs doing this to you.
The hero cursed.Â
about a month ago i saw a reel on instagram that was from tiktok and it was basically just an appreciation post for how pretty Holly Blackâs How The King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories hardcover book is and i something clicked in my brain that basically told me that i needed it for my book collection but another part of my brain doesnt allow me to read books without having the entire series on hand in the case that it becomes an obsession SO i went online and essentially bought every one of holly blacks books(probably all because in total i have 8) because i havent had a book haul in a while.
anyway the how the king of elfhame book JUST ARRIVED TODAY! and im so happy but its been so long that i forgot i ordered it
IT HAS TWO FULL PAGES OF THE MAP OF ELFHAME
this page was in between the two title pages and the only book of holly blacks that ive started is the darkest part of the forrest so i cant tell if this is a spoiler or not(i doubt it but again, i know nothing of this book but its beauty). ive been holding myself back from reading more because this will probably become a part of me and schools starting again and ill have responsibilities that i cant afford to abandon
friend: hey are you okay
me: yeah of course
me: * binge watches an entire series in record time, proceeds to read every fanfic on ao3 that even mentions my new ship, consequently abandoning all responsiblity*

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i think the main reason i dont truly believe that god exists is because i view christianity the same way i viewed Harry Potter
cool idea n stuff but the more i look into it the more toxic it becomes and the people behind it are just not great
i lowkey miss my ignorance. back when i could watch harry potter and not associate it with JKR, Very similarly to how i miss learning about god and my culture, before i learned about the colonization my people went through
Tips for morning mindfulness
When you wake up, be mindful of how beautiful the weather is outside of your window. Try and admire it regardless of the season - thereâs a different beauty in them all.
When you step of out of bed, be aware of how good it actually feels to stretch your body again. Take in a deep breath and feel the air fill your lungs - notice how energising it really is. Repeat as many times as you like.
When youâre washing your face or taking a shower, focus on how calming the water feels against your skin. Notice how clean your skin now feels after cleansing it. Rub your favourite moisturiser or oil into your skin notice how silky smooth your skin is becoming.
Allow yourself to enjoy making your breakfast. Notice how enjoyable it is to put your ingredients together, no matter how many or few you use - creating any meal is an art. Appreciate how it looks and appreciate how it smells. As you take each bite, pay attention to the flavours and textures.
Before you leave the house, have a personal conversation with yourself. Think of at least three things you are grateful for this morning. Allow yourself to feel a warmth inside of you as you focus on each thing you are grateful for.
â Growth Getters (IG)
This is what they mean when they say romanticize your life.