wait, what

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

$1.50 plus this slim jim wrapper i found on the ground

Sold!

What!? There was bidding going on my guy Stumps?! ...Well I guess he's not my guy Stumps any more... Aw dang...

I can give you a Stumps clipping and then you'll have another Stumps

That raises many disturbing questions

Nah, Goofy and Pluto raise disturbing questions. This is just how plants normally work.