The Pancake

dating the riddler 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

warnings — SFW and NSFW , just headcanons, Edward Nygma being a dick

a/n — I want him so bad unfortunately.

SFW 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚

So… high maintenance is certainly a way of putting it.

If you’ve earned the Riddlers trust, and affection, enough to be in a romantic relationship, it’s safe to say he is incredibly needy.

Constantly demanding reassurance, and then when receiving it, getting defensive and waving his hand; “you don’t think I know that?”

Although, the more he trusts you the less bite there is. The longer you stay the more he understands that there is no condescension in your voice; only sugery praise and love.

However he’s still an ass, and you’ll forever be met with “I know.” But it’s softer, met with a glance your way. please tell me more.

Total spoiled princess. You aren’t paying attention to him: are you kidding, What better do you have to do?

He’s very odd about physical touch, as he doesn’t get it a lot, but truth be told a human has needs and he’s very touch starved.

Despite this, he almost never initiates. But you can tell when he wants affection from the way he shivers when your hands touch, instead of snatching his own away.

When he’s comfortable with you, he’s a huge yapper. He almost never stops talking.

Unlike the Riddler who is cold and methodical, deviously amused and yet irritated all at once why the world around him — Eddie is curious, and child-like in his ramblings. His eyes sparkle with excitement when he has questions, which he wonders out loud to no avail. If his mind is ever quiet it doesn’t show.

Let him lay his head on your lap while you play with his hair, especially while he thinks out loud. His smile would be animated as his eyes flicker with thoughts, spewing them out to you like a leaking foset.

Birthday gifts are… interesting. Always a homemade contraption — some sort of puzzle, sometimes reminiscent of a jigsaw, others a rubix cube. But personalized, applying to you specifically.

He knows you, that’s what it’s showing. However, clearly not enough to know that you really wanted a new shirt and not a riddle.

Riddler can be very kiddish when he’s proud of something;

“See that old trick? You see, i’ve been cooking that one up for a while. But it certainly went how I planned! Wouldn’t you say, y/n? I think it was quite nifty, myself—“

Tell him you’re proud, it’s all he’s wanted to hear since he could remember. Of course, your still met with a cocky response, but he really does like your approval.

Interrupts your conversations with anyone else to inject himself as the star. He’s either jealous or bored, but probably both.

Not exactly a neat-freak, but very particular about things. “What is this mess! Y/n, you put the plates in the wrong place… top shelf left, they’re supposed to be on the right. Leave it to the genius…”

Inexplicably clingy and yet hates when you’re around too much.

“You’re crowding up my workspace, out with you!” and then he spends the next twelve hours thinking about what you could be doing now that your not with him.

He’s not a people person, but you are the only one who understands him. Although he simply can’t handle it sometimes, his attempts to push you away are never serious.

In reality, he just craves your love.

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So he’s definitely a switch but everyone talks about his dominant side too much — so here are all the ways in which he is a sub.

Can I just say something crazy? He cannot possibly be experienced.

Once or twice TOPS, and even then it’s been years. He’s been too focused.

Praise kink!

It’s kinda crazy. Just start cooing at him about what a smart boy he is, and how good he is, while your hands roam his chest.

At first he’d freeze: “What are you doing.. stop that… don’t patronize me.”

And then you’d start unbuttoning his shirt, and he’d stop breathing.

He’s so not used to attention like this it’s kind of bizarre to see him react. All of a sudden he’s so unsure of himself, his hands pick at his seat, his shoulders tense, and his face flushes in a sweat.

Defensive even during sex. “You’re so good, Eddie” “Well, that’s obvious— ungh”

Don’t be afraid to get rough, he can take it. He’s practically begging you to make him shut up. Inside he wants to behave so bad but his bratty responses are compulsive.

Also, PEG THIS MAN!

Grab him by the waist and bend him over. Press his face deep down into the mattress as he squeals about how humiliating this is for genius such as himself.

Hit his prostate once talking about some “Who’s mommy’s smart boy?” He just came everywhere. And now he’s denying being into something that deprived. Sounds like round two is necessary!

He’s such a little attention whore he loves when he’s the only one receiving.

He probably cums really fast and he’s probably really annoyingly defensive about it. Like he gets nasty rude when he’s embarrassed.

All and all, he just wants your undivided attention, and praise, which is why he makes a great sub. Despite his bratty demeanor.

Scarcrow! takes your hand to remind you he isn't mad at you, he's just a grouchy old man as the two of you walk into a CHKD Thrift store. You spend hours there. He is searching every rack to see if he can find any treasures, he even shops in the women's section for sweaters. No rack is left untouched. And don't worry, he's picking out some cute clothes for you too. Please, if you match his fall aesthetic, this man will not be able to stop showing you to coworkers. Doesn't matter, he's proud of his partner. When you finally leave the store, the autumn air hits your lungs and the leaves crunch under your shoes. But once he takes all your clothes back to the car and will just stand there staring at you. He will just stand there staring until you say something about it.

Scarecrow! just looks confused. "This is a date. What do you want to do?" So only now does he specify this is actually a date. He's awkward, we all knew this already. If you can't pick where to go next (especially since this is a new area for you) he'll take you to a local coffee shop called "Burial Grounds." If the name wasn't enough, the inside was all black, the staff looked like they belonged at a rave, and the decor was ready for halloween. Yet it's some of the kindest people you will ever meet. They're friendly, they seem to already kniw Jonathan, and They're fun to talk to. The vibes are definitely something Jonathan would be drawn to, no wonder he'd want to go there. What's nice is even if you don't want coffee, they have good options for teas and lattes. Over all, it's a nice spot to just sit down and chat (if you like the spooky things.)

Scarecrow! would be sitting down with you in the coffee shop, but he made today a date day, so he's walking around to take you on a date. Now, he's never been big on affection. Some nights, you may get a little bit of spooning if he's feeling nice, but he's mostly independent from you. He isn't really around enough for quality time or acts of service, and he's shit at praise, so gift giving is his biggest way to show affection. So, he's taking you everywhere and buying you anything you want. Its also because he feels bad for nkt being able to treat you better. He feels guilty, but at the same time, he couldn't lose you to the world.

Scarecrow! takes you to all the shops. The Crystal shop? He gets some shiny stones that remind him of you (Crow brain.) Candle shop? Be free, enjoy yourself. He loves candles, so get as many as you could ever want. There are some small stores with other fun trinkets, he's all for it. He is literally willing to go into a toy store with you if you want to get a cute stuffed animal. Or 3. Not like you two don't have the plague doctor plush duo at home.

Scarecrow! taking you to all his favorite places. The little book store that feels unreal. The beauty of it all, the smell of old books, the quiet atmosphere. He even got a few books for himself when you teo stop in. He takes you to the tea shop he gets his blends from. Even if you don't drink tea, you can enjoy the smells of all the flora. And it's even better if you like tea. He takes you to the little flea market that is always happening there, seeing small little local creators. There's one sun catcher he buys for its Halloween feel. Plus some bleached tie-dye shirts he got 2 of so you two could match. Lastly, he takes you to his favorite spot of all. A little antique and oddity shop. Bones, charms, incense, tarot, old creepy doll Jonathan knows too much about- all of it feels so eclectic. So delightful. You walk out with over $100 worth of goodies from there, and neither of you could be happier. Over all, it's a very random date, but when he's feeling romantic there's no better way for him to show it than buy you stuff you want. He'll definitely take you back there again.

And hear me out of arkham knight and arkham shadow scarecrow. They could get it the fucking most😛

A/N: shoutout to @kuonhotachii for the prompt, I needed a little inspo to write 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ sorry its late, kinda passed out before finishing 😭😭

Say you get home and today was absolute shit. The first thing you do when you get back to your apartment in take off your shoes, try not to kick one of Jonathan's crows who seems to be following you, and go to bed. And when you expect your boyfriend to come comfort you...

Jonathan just stands in the doorway. He doesn’t say a word, just stares at you. He's trying to analyze what youre feeling and how to help, but the way he does it is just not right. Eventually, maybe after a minute or so and seeing you calm down a little now that you're home, he comes over to sit at the edge of your bed. You seriously gotta say something before he does, he doesn't want to ruin your mood immediately by saying something. But once he gets the cue he can speak, he will.

After he clears his throat, he starts asking you about your day. But... not like a person. Like a therapist would. Its what he's used to. Even then, he isn't used to helping people with his therapy. The only reason he went into psychiatry was because he loves how the brain works. He didn't care about the people he met with, they were just experiments in a controlled environment. Now, he actually cares for the person he's trying to help, so it messes him up quite a bit.

Not once does he offer you a comforting hand. Not once does he try and give you reassurance. He doesn’t even show you any emotion, he just stays in his psychiatrist persona. Eventually, he realizes this isn't what you need. Therapy is only good for long term issues, not a single bad day that the brain is still trying to process. With a sigh, he finally shows some emotion when asking,

"... How does a movie sound, suga'?"

It's the most he could offer in the moment. A distraction. That typically helps someone escape their worries instead of dwelling on them. So, he stands up, decides to show you a little affection by kissing your forehead and running his fingers through your hair, then leaves the room. After a few minutes, he comes back with a whole heap of things. Blankets and pillows from the couch, he has his laptop so you don't have to move from bed to watch the movie, and without a single word, he starts to set up a nest for you two. This man is a crow given human form, its to be expected.

He sets up the pillows behind and around you, making sure your tucked in under a blanket, he sets up his computer so you can pick whatever movie your heart desires, and then he asks if you want to be held or not. For some reason, he hates using the word "cuddles" so thats his way of asking for them. If you say no, it's perfectly fine with him. He's never been the most physically affectionate person, he never knew what it was like to be hugged as a child, so he's horrible at it as an adult. Hell, he prefers not being touched at all, but for you he bends that rule. Even if you don't want cuddles, he'll get on his knees, on the floor, at the side of the bed and just hold your hand (if you let him.) Pressing sweet kisses to the back of it, feeling over your pulse and just inspecting your nails, mumbling sweet nothings. Its a weird show of affection, but it means a lot coming from Jonathan. He may even just rest his cheek against your hand as he tries to play on his phone, still not fully understanding the technology other than calls and texts.

Now, if you want physical affection from Jonathan, it's... pretty awkward. I mean, he'll slip into bed next to you, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and letting you lay your head on his chest, but there's nothing there. Like, he is skin and bone, you don't have much padding from his hip bone digging into your side while he holds you. Boney fingers trying to find somewhere to settle, not wanting to seem weird if he keeps his and on your waist so instead he holds a blanket. You could literally tell him how to hold you and he'll do it if it makes the whole situation better. Eventually, he will reach his limit and will need a break. He knows who he is and how long he can mentally push himself to hold someone, so he'll politely excuse himself. But dont be fooled, he isn't overwhelmed or anything, don't start blaming it onr yourself. If anything, he feels bad for not knowing how to properly care for you. Literally, if you started crying, all he would be able to do is listen and he feels so shitty for that.

Arkham knight scarecrow X GN! Reader[Fluff]

Colors/new brush practice/study

No smudge tool used and I tried to less uses the liquify tool.

Took me around 14h. I tried to focus on the shapes and the colors as it's something I'm struggling a lot with

I've learned a lot tho 🙂‍↕️

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

But when Grace scolds him Rocky just fully goes “Rocky not being rude. On Erid, bigger and heavier mate is ideal because can defend and insulate clutch better. Very sought after. Many Eridians fight with others to mate with. Rocky giving compliment, statement.”.

One of them always looked away first. It was never Jayce.