Pointy Demonspanker

this fic is so good i hope i write it

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

“we shouldn’t be holding indie creators to the same standards as bigger media“ i agree on principle but like this only seems to ever come up when the indie creator in question is being racist for some mysterious reason. So

idgaf if youre transgender stop saying the n word

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.