#shitshow

Dear Deceitful Anon,

I chose to post your very divisive submission, inviting the reader to insert the name of their favorite local politician above, for clarity and relatability.

There is a bunch of HUGE ('yuge'? spelling? LOL) differences, though.

Money. Impact. Chutzpah. Scale.

And dare I add - success.

If S were a friend, this is what I would gift him for Xmas. He seems to have no idea and in dire need of tried and true solutions:

Quite late in the UK, isn't it?

And naturally... the private account gets tagged.

For those who have been following along, the past few days have been rather interesting.

We had Sam appearing at a book event.

We had a new photo of Caitríona with a fan.

And, naturally, quite a few comments followed.

Particularly from those who couldn't help but notice a certain detail.

Now, of course, we are not supposed to ask questions.

We are not supposed to wonder where people have been.

We are certainly not supposed to connect dots.

And yet… almost on cue, a penguin appears on a certain Instagram story.

Funny timing.

Something is missing, in that charity book IG story.

Apparently, the Everlasting Love Evidence did not resist the recent tanning session:

Why did she show a bunch of dogs? From the neighbors? From internet videos?

Dear Dogs Anon,

So many questions, so little clarity.

What do we make of this dog, then?

Yes, Madam Mao posted that on her private account on November 16, 2025. But since *urv reposted it and it further deepens the confusion, here goes. Legend on the pic was - and you can check it on the troll's blog, btw - 'on Saturdays, we watch soccer'. This might suggest this is her actual dog, after all? Then not the same dog as in the 'come 'ere' IG story video?

No ginger spots and definitely short haired. What in the name of the ever loving fuck, pardon my French and yes, pun intended?

Could this dog be the same black Lab featured on Olafur Arnalds' A Dawning official video?

[Source: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/815525280207781888/she-loves-animals-so-much-that-she-gave-away-her?source=share - posted May 2, 2026]

One more time: if we are to believe her instant answer to our questions, one of the dogs she was 'a guardian of' crossed the rainbow bridge in 2023 and there is one dog left. But she showed us at least two different dogs, in her recent innuendo posts.

I dislike bullshit and yet, somehow find it potentially amusing, especially when it backfires. But there is worse: I absolutely despise lackadaisical bullshit.

Also, blown away by *urv inadvertently throwing her SOURCE under the bus. Again:

So, this is today's week-end innuendo treat:

Like any other certified narcissist, Madam Mao just could not bear the attention being switched on S's Borders Book Festival event. She had to post the above video and people are already pondering whether it was S or not.

I did hear a masculine voice: someone's comment it sounds more Irish than anything else is probably worth considering, but few will do, since this is slowly turning into a cheap, sadist number, anyways. I also heard the little girl and the Llama Whisperer herself. Just like the butterfly rings 📸, but with sounds, this time over.

Where is this dog now, anyways?

[Source: @thisistalosfan's IG account - posted August 18, 2024]

Oh. So the dogs rehoming inexplicably cruel story was not just a malevolent rumor, huh?

So. Madam Mao's IG stories are clearly locating her in Cork, 'this week-end'. Allegedly:

Namely the Warren Strand beach, near Rosscarbery, West Cork. A kids friendly destination:

[Source: https://westcorkwithkids.com/2020/03/05/clifftop-walk-from-owenahincha-to-warren-strand/]

It is really annoying he can't bilocate. Yet.

It is also really annoying she cannot, for the life of her, let the man shine on his own. Always wedging her way in the pic. Always breathing down his neck. Obnoxious.

It could be anyone. It happened before ('go, Sarah', immediately comes to mind). She will do it again, simply because she is enjoying the attention and because people will always fall for her cheap drama.

Premonitory? Playing with fire will make one wet their bed, eventually - a Romanian proverb I love to quote:

[Source: @thisistalosfan's IG account - posted August 18, 2024]

PS: this is clearly cheap innuendo. And evidence an IG story can very well be a latergram, contrary to what Marple claimed about a certain IG Mexican story, just to counter a very clear appearance in Monaghan, on a very sad occasion.