What doesnt kill me, gives me xp.

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

Oh my god it's them!!!!!!!¡??!!!!!! Extremely correct expressions

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

trying to clean your room when you have adhd should be considered an extreme sport

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

every time he pees she gets a car

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly