I'VE HELD PROMISES UNBROKEN

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

what about non binary people

fuck i don’t know

oysters

Glad I’m genderfluid

We can eat anything we want!

you have to eat oysters

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.