The Endless Steak House

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Yeah, I’d like one Erotic Chicken Sandwich Extra Mayo, hold the pickle, with Mashed Potatoes on the side and a Tall Drink of Water, please.

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

It's baphomet

it’s baphomet

It's Baphomet Friday

The Witch (2015)

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

i wish i had two gay trans boyfriends (who kiss each other) and two lesbian trans girlfriends (who also kiss each other) and all four of them kissed me at the same time and i kissed all four of them

Relatable.