You Must Be Lost

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨