You Must Be Lost

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

bad case of cum lung

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

im literally still here.

now who succumbed to cum lung bitch