trouble don't last always, bitch

The Armstrong Family Legacy

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

people like the idea that there is an identity they can claim that will absolve them of the responsibility to examine their beliefs and actions and adjust them accordingly to better align with their values and desired outcomes but there isn't, we all have to practice humility and do the work regardless

I've said it once and I'll say it again: I've said it once and I'll say it again.

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend