The Gods Despise Me

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here