The Gods Despise Me

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

has anyone figured out how to stop being so fucking tired all the fucking time

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

feel like i was a kid just last week and also like i am well into old age and a bit like i have already been dead for 8000 years

and mostly i just feel very 30

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

I love people who post their thoughts every couple of minutes right as they’re happening. Like yes omg you’re leaving to take a shower two hours ago presses heart button

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random