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Viggo Mortensen is absolutely a handsome man, but his character in Eastern Promises doesn't have most of the global population ripping their hair out foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up horny.

It's something about the combination of long hair, stubble, a mysterious past, quiet confidence, and looking like you've just been riding a horse for 2 weeks, that drives people crazy.

We will call this phenomenon The Aragorn Effect. My theory is that if all those same elements are combined with the correct proportions, any actor may be able to experience The Aragon Effect.

And THIS is Sam Elliott in road house, for literally no reason at all:

FINALLY, NO WAY???? YOU WAITED, YOU ASKED, AND IT'S FINALLY HERE!

I just wanted to collect all the Hazbin AU/comic covers i ever made in one post, so here's my excuse to do it. Btw they're in somewhat chronological order (chronological on the event timeline, not when they were drawn) (it doesn't mean that they all exist in one timeline lol)

I may or may not have missed some AUs though, lmk if i did.

Finished

Alastor's Pride Education month (era 1/era2)

Series of comics and memes, created during Pride month 2024, where Alastor learns about his asexuality, and makes it everyone else's problem.

Incompatible frequencies (18+) (era 2)

Alastor and Vox make a deal, but later Alastor realises that he overestimated himself and can't pay the price. It doesn't bother Vox in the slightest though, he wants what was promised to him and will not budge.

Ongoing AUs and comics

Breakfast AU (era 1/era 2)

Comic, inspired by Velvette's line in Respectles "i could eat you all for breakfast". Rosie and Alastor took this personally and proved her wrong. Surprisingly, focused on the Vees and their relationships with each other.

Forced broadcast (era 2)

Vox didn't take Alastor's rejection well, and in anger used his hypnosis power on Alastor, to make him change his mind. Because Alastor was drunk and didn't expect the attack, Vox's attempt suceeded. Alastor accepts Vox's offer of partnership, even though he doesn't understand why.

Rise of the Radio demon (era 1/era 2 )

Comic about Alastor's first days in Hell and him becoming the Radio Demon.

Turned Humans (era 2)

Charlie fucked up a spell, and turned every sinner in Hell back into their human forms. Surprisingly, Radio Demon, terryfying monster, mysterious dealmaker, sadistic radiohost isn't anything anyone could've imagined.

Stable Signal (era 2)

Alastor and Vox manadged to keep their friendship to the present days and have healthy platonic relationships (as healthy as it can be in Hell...)

Podcast Besties (era 2) (no masterpost)

Alastor and Velvette share a podcast.

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman (era 2) (no masterpost)

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman. And her name is Alecto.

Blinded (era 2)

During season 2 Alastor loses both eyes and his left arm.

May continue, may not

Good Intentions (era 1)

Comic-theory, alternative season 2. Seeing that redemption is actually possible, Heaven decided to establish a strict system of trials and punishments for souls in Hell, to earn their redemption.

Charlie's toys AU (era 1)

Lucifer and Lilith have no idea, how to handle children, and also they are two all-powerfull beings, that every sinner is afraid of. They treat sinners like toys for their Charlie, and one day they kidnap Alastor, to make him a new toy for their girl. They don't know yet, that they made a huge mistake. Probably.

Redeemed Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor gives up his power and blips straight into Heaven, meets his mom and unlocks old trauma. (AU started as a joke, but now it's all angst, sorry)

Reverse Hotel (era 1) (no masterpost)

AU where (almost) all characters switch roles with each other. AU changes Alastor and Charlie, Rosie and Vaggie, Angel Dust and Emily and so on.

Demon Mom (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor's mother is actually in Hell.

Won't be continued (sorry)

Artificial Demon AU (era 1)

Alastor was created by Sera and scientists in heaven, to prevent uprising and solve the problem of overpopulation.

Angel Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor is (was?) a seraphim in Heaven.

Hazbin + DBH AU (era 1) (no masterpost)

^“At the bottom of the image is the segment of the flag cut for the St. Patrick’s Cathedral protest. Photograph by Mick Hicks”

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> opens my email

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> launches a software