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WHAT IS THIS

Fuck you, Bonnie

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

Being 18-20 in the us is like: you can’t smoke a cigarette 🚬 🙅🏻‍♀️ or pot ❌🚫❗️and DONT even THINK about drinking alcohol❗️❗️⛔️ but PLEASE feel free to work 40 hours a week 😉 and pay taxes 😏 and make life altering decisions about ur education (which u can pay us for urself!!) 😍🥰 and don’t forget to go die in the military for ur imperialist country 😁😃 💞🇺🇸

I was listening to a podcast last week with a psychologist and she was saying that militaries takes kids in this age range because they are in both in peak physical shape and their brains aren’t developed enough yet to truly understand the risk involved in going into combat.

Listen. We can take the piss out of J*hn B*yega here where it’s safe. But PLEASE do not engage with his posts on twitter or Instagram because he WILL attempt to target you next. Please just block and avoid. Keep yourself safe. People have already been deactivating because they’ve received so much harassment from his latest post.

this is literally. SO funny

What's going on

Also he’s been really funny while doing it

what we’re not going to do is judge women for looking up to Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn, two unproblematic queens, because they’re deemed as “cliche” or “mainstream” ; meanwhile, men are over here idolizing other mediocre men who have physically and sexually abused women and think it’s acceptable because “we should separate art from the artist”

It should also be stated that Marilyn and Audrey are inspirational because they overcame so much and were genuinely kind people. Marilyn dealt with sexual abuse, mental illness, miscarriages,and scrutiny. Audrey aided the Dutch resistance, overcame hunger during ww2 , and was a notable unicef ambassador. To diminish these women to just beautiful actresses is sickening. These two women deserve the legacy they have. Even if they hadn’t accomplished all that they did we as a society have to stop ridiculing women for what “basic” things they enjoy.

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

to clarify, it its a same gender relationship between women its a lesbian relationship, if its a different gender relationship between a man and a woman its a straight relationship. You can be bi, pan, lesbian, its still a lesbian relationship cause it refer to same gender. Nobody is really erasing bisexuality, theyre bisexual, but its a lesbian relationship.

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

Pine tells Evans to flip his hair (great if his hair is like The Red Sea Diving Resort, even better if it’s not)

Yes, I think it's pretty clear that Pine would fill Liu's role (the Classy One Who Will Kick Yo Ass), Hemsworth would be Diaz (the Goofy One Who Will Punch You Out), and Evans would reprise Barrymore (the One With Anger Issues Who Will Definitely Bite You And Throw You Off a Cliff).

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow

if your found family aren’t all at least a little bit pure of heart, dumb of ass, home of sexual bastards then you’ve failed

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

when ur cat rubs its face against your leg and purrs reblog if u agree