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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

AMENDED

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tokkibean

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

harpyharpyharpy

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

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pocketphoenix

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

tricky-pockets

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

#Thinking about that Nancy Drew that described Bess as something like “a pretty girl who was inclined to be overweight”#With the assumption from the text that her inclination to be 'overweight' was a contributing factor to her being pretty #Every Nancy Drew adaptation has cast a stick-thin Bess but I know the truth #I know she's a big girl who's pretty because she's a big girl and every adaptation is wrong

korrioak

Dido and Aeneas for day 9 of mythtober

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taiturner

Stop making this about you. It's not about you! I'm sorry, but I am not the reason that you don't have any friends. It's because you're fucking insane. Okay? Your little party? It almost killed everyone. And now you've ruined book club.

WIDOW'S BAY, 1x08 "Your Baggage"

#I was so wine drunk watching this scene and I started cheering wildly in my living room ahaha

kaijuyuri

star wars fans really just make anything up

byjove

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

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star wars heritage post

tomthanx

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

stealingpotatoes

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

targetedknowledge

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Bend It Like Beckham (2002) dir. Gurinder Chadha

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cheshireinthemiddle

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

thesplendidsnout

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

tylrgalpins

Disney Classics » Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee. Alas for her! Reveal her name. Lips red as the rose, hair black as ebony, skin white as snow.

Snow White!

Put in Teams where I'd put a photocopy of something for a patron and one of my coworkers jumps in the comments to say that it violates copyright to give them it, so I explained how it didn't violate copyright and she replied with "I'm not sure about that, but I'm not a copyright expert."

If you KNOW you aren't an expert then WHY are you trying to correct me??? No one asked you anything???

#Jenna Screams Into The Void #These people are trying me today and I'm not even in yet. Had to wake up to this nonsense on Teams #Now I gotta spend my morning translating section 108 of copyright law into layman because some clown who ADMITS she DOESN'T KNOW #what she's talking about wants to call me on something I KNOW I'm right about #Oh the minor petty dramas of library work

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MOVIES WATCHED IN 2022: The Green Knight (2021) dir. David Lowery

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Overheard someone walking by my desk saying “...my aunt, who I thought was a lesbian before I knew what a lesbian was. She lives alone with two cats called ‘The Strangers’...”

#Jenna Screams Into The Void #Incredible #New favorite quote I've ever overheard here #And I hear a lot of things