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人魚 VS 猫 by よぬ石@yonuishi
Alternate sona doodles and concepts
the polyamorous sadist would like you all to organize yourselves into a wack-a-mole type arrangement
one of my favorite thought experiments, on the topic of how our present world is fixated on "plot" as the be all end all for analyzing stories, is imagining a world that was instead similarly fixated on style. i fantasize about wikipedia pages where a sample text is rewritten in the style of a given work of media instead of the synopsis section. where what happens in the story is seen as unsubstantive, fleeting, and primarily just an artistic decision without much to analyze. i think it'd be cutes.

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"I had a pet like you once" is a truly under-utilized dynamic in so many ways. I don't think I would be able to function properly ever again if this were said to me in all seriousness. Do you see me as a pet? Am I your pet? Am I yours? What do you mean "once"? Why am I so sleepy? What did you put in this drink? where did that leash come from
i'm learning absolutely insane fucking things on the wikipedia page for penn jillette of penn and teller
lesbian of victory. and yea. it’s a animal
I have great news
Thinking about the history of Prussia and shaking my head in disbelief
However, in July 1750, the Prussian king teasingly wrote to his gay secretary and reader, Claude Étienne Darget: "Mes hémorroïdes saluent affectueusement votre v[erge]" ('My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your cock'), which strongly suggests that he was sexually involved with men.[7][8]
This isn't even that weird, the Teutonic Knights going Protestant is much stranger
To muddy Frederick's homosexual reputation, Frederick's physician von Zimmermann claimed that Frederick had convinced himself that he was impotent[85] due to a minor deformity he had received during an operation to cure gonorrhea in 1733. According to Zimmermann, Frederick pretended to be homosexual in order to appear as still virile and capable of intercourse, albeit with men.[72] This story is doubted by biographer Wolfgang Burgdorf, who is of the opinion that "Frederick had a physical disgust of women" and therefore "was unable to sleep with them".[86][87] The surgeon Gottlieb Engel, who prepared Frederick's body for burial, indignantly contested Zimmerman's story, saying the king's genitalia were "complete and perfect as those of any healthy man". [88] In similar terms, the doctors who were involved in washing Frederick's corpse on 17 August 1786 reported that the recently deceased king showed no abnormalities whatsoever in the genitals. Ollenroth, Rosenmeyer and Liebert, the three surgeons of the 1st Life Guards Battalion, wrote that "the blessed king's external birth parts were healthy and not mutilated". "The two testicles were in their natural position without the slightest defect; the spermatic cord could be clearly felt up to the entrance of the abdominal ring without the least hardening or distention; the male member was of natural size; there was not the slightest bit in the soft parts of the pubic region characteristic of a scar or induration, or of any disease ever involving these parts."[89]
This bit's a li'l weird
"Our faggot king's cock was good and normal, as our crack corpse cock examination team has demonstrated. We reject all slanderous declarations that he was merely gay for clout."
crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it
sacculina makes me go a little insane honestly and not even for strictly transgenderly reasons... its life cycle involves attaching itself to a crab, producing eggs in place of that crab's eggs, and using the female's natural "egg dispersal" technique to, well, disperse its own eggs; but what do they do if they attach to a male host? give up and die? of course not, they simply instigate a hormone cascade that fundamentally changes the crab forever. easy!
and this is just what being an arthropod is like most of the time. bugs get parasitized like CRAZY. theyre the worlds most hijackable machines and you better believe the biosphere is taking advantage of that fact
and, sure, you know what, its yuri. fuck it. theyre raising kids together. this is the ideal liberal family: barnacle mother, absentee barnacle father, and beautiful transgender crab mother

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🦐A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS BUT NEVER STOPS🦐
she's beautiful and I love her
She's also a shiny
She looks like a Marbled Crayfish - they're a variant of the Slough Crayfsh that's mutated to be parthenogenetic, so she's likely going to just keep on laying fertile eggs as long as she lives.
They're also extremely adaptive and considered an invasive species that outcompetes native crayfish due to their ability to adapt to different environments and being parthogenetic.
Depending on where you live you may well have an Illegal Crayfish :D
"no natural populations are known" what the fuck
"Unlike other parthenogenetic organisms, the marbled crayfish is an extremely young species;[11] all marbled crayfish are clonal descendants of a single specimen from 1988" What the FUCK that thing came down in a METEOR to lay EGGS in FRESHWATER PONDS around the WORLD
I NEED YOU TO BE PRESENT
FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT
Everyone's Friend
the landscape of the eye
more art / prints
Igor Shcherbakov - Lovers. Two On The Bridge
link to the artist's website

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Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will
"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit
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