*molts out of my husk*

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

nothing brings me more joy than watching the life leave a noob's eyes

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

a noob in the killfeed is worth two on the objective

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

the demon who whispers dark atrocities into my ear as i sleep has stopped doing that so i asked him whats up then he told me how he was burnt out doing the same thing over and over again. I tell him just do something new like maybe whisper Wikipedia articles in my ear or something so now hes really jazzed and im subconsciously learning so much about lumber and lumber treatment

if i was in a band id probably call it troglodyke...

my band sucks ass...

Its Nice Out So Today I Will Develop My Theory Of Playing Outside

They used idiot ore to forge u bro