*molts out of my husk*

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

Simon and gar phone call

woke up in the woods this morning and walked to the store. got there and my sleeve knife fell out and loudly impacted the floor. everyone looked at me and all i could think to say is "im allowed to have this" and i quickly left. im starting 2026 off awesome

Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

please excuse my chopped ass son

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .