*molts out of my husk*

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia.

technically it's what you just said now too. or did you only mention the statement rather than say it?

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from america

You can’t keep introducing metalanguages like this

thats what youd say if you were mad at me..

I do enjoy telling people who unironically say they’re gold star gays im a gold star bisexual and you can tangibly see the [didn’t like that] telltale games facial expression appear on their face

if i was a beetle in a tomb i bet itd be sick as fuck to take a big bite out of an ancient scroll

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

3 yrs ago i Spat in2 a tube 4 Ancestry.com & now i js seen my Clone pullin outa da Gas station