*molts out of my husk*

im on a "eat food" diet. i eat a food i eat it

one of these days my coworker's unbelievably tousleable hair is going to get to me... i'm going to tousle it... i can't hold myself back forever!

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole