*molts out of my husk*

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

femmed the fuck up in the mens resteroom cus urinals are far more convenient

getting weird stares for being the cutest girl in the piss pen

Super Highschool Level Forced Fem

hi casket

you were right about me

femmed the fuck up in the mens resteroom cus urinals are far more convenient

getting weird stares for being the cutest girl in the piss pen

Super Highschool Level Forced Fem

hi casket

nationalists when they have to source their statements: my nation told me

Popped a nothing im sweating

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

relapsed on boar hunting

Pokemon has never had a generation where all three starter pokemon are mammals. Two generations- gens 1 and 3- have had zero mammals, and from gens 5-8 there've been two mammals to pick from, but none have had three mammals. I think this is an important part of the franchise's brand.

"ohhh op is telling on herself for calling goodra furrybait" idk maybe you're telling on yourself for how you have no furry friends. do better.

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough