*molts out of my husk*

Video games were so right i need to wear a two handed sword everywhere

I love how this resumes the entirety of the beta kids and the trolls' relationship

The Poetic Boymoder vs. Insane Mutant Dog-headed Glaive Warrior

i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure or redemptive. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.

reverse isekai where the protagonist is really genre savvy and keeps on talking like earth is from some sort airport bookshop genre fiction from their original world

infodumping about the history of the study of physics but every time i describe an "X's demon" thought experiment a take a sidebar to describe the demon's appearance and manner of dress in great detail

by the time I get to maxwell's you realize that without fail I've described all of them as wearing glasses

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

dude. rigby. we need to get on estrogen, like, TODAY, dude, or benson is totally gonna fire us for real this time

MORDECAI, RIGBY, STOP BOYMODING OR YOU'RE FIRED

You know who else likes to boymode? MY MOM

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭