*molts out of my husk*

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

3 yrs ago i Spat in2 a tube 4 Ancestry.com & now i js seen my Clone pullin outa da Gas station

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

thinking about developing free will

nah

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before