*molts out of my husk*

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

its cool that sometimes people try to have one kid and accidentally have two kids. flavorful. more things should work like that. get married and suddenly there's a second wife. pass the interview and end up with two jobs. etc. keep em guessing

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

How would you feel if you watched a sheep being sheared and it just didn't have anything underneath. Like it was just wool and then the legs and head and tail collapsed to the ground