*molts out of my husk*

I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

cuz it got wiped from the internet: transfems it's so cute to want to be cute. do what you think makes you cute, it's ok if you feel awkward that's cute too. you can be yourself, even if you don't think that's very cute, you will still be the worlds cutest girl. i love you

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

femmed the fuck up in the mens resteroom cus urinals are far more convenient

getting weird stares for being the cutest girl in the piss pen

Super Highschool Level Forced Fem

hi casket

you were right about me

femmed the fuck up in the mens resteroom cus urinals are far more convenient

getting weird stares for being the cutest girl in the piss pen

Super Highschool Level Forced Fem

hi casket

nationalists when they have to source their statements: my nation told me