*molts out of my husk*

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

gacha game but it's all bug women and the profits go to invertebrate conservation. is this anything

#my skins peelin off

maybe im just the first blogger to ever molt

i literally molt like once per fiscal quarter

It’s weird that so many people are talking about timathy chalamet meanwhile ivve been more famous and talented this whole time

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

right clicking on a dog and learning its properties