*molts out of my husk*

*falls down the stairs sexily*

the only things we have to fear are things that are scary

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

im on a "eat food" diet. i eat a food i eat it

one of these days my coworker's unbelievably tousleable hair is going to get to me... i'm going to tousle it... i can't hold myself back forever!

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly