*molts out of my husk*

youtube commenters will say things like "just because because a character changed gender doesn't make them trans"

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

Polyamory hate is so funny cause its always like. Youre talking about your happy relationship and some rando get up to shout 'IM DEEPLY SEXUALLY INSECURE 😡😡ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE MISERABLE 😡🤬😡🤬 AND IM MAD AT YOOOOOUUU"

can we pretend that airships in the smoggy sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a fantastical contraption right now, fantastical contraption right now...

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia.

technically it's what you just said now too. or did you only mention the statement rather than say it?

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from america

You can’t keep introducing metalanguages like this

thats what youd say if you were mad at me..

I do enjoy telling people who unironically say they’re gold star gays im a gold star bisexual and you can tangibly see the [didn’t like that] telltale games facial expression appear on their face

if i was a beetle in a tomb i bet itd be sick as fuck to take a big bite out of an ancient scroll