*molts out of my husk*

thinking about developing free will

nah

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

NGL if I was a parahuman I would NOT self-actualize and recover from my trauma. I'm going full steam ahead losing myself to a false mask to hide from my own inadequacies and dying within 3 months of getting my power.

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs