*molts out of my husk*

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

How would you feel if you watched a sheep being sheared and it just didn't have anything underneath. Like it was just wool and then the legs and head and tail collapsed to the ground

Let's all vomit impossible quantities of viscous black liquid

I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

cuz it got wiped from the internet: transfems it's so cute to want to be cute. do what you think makes you cute, it's ok if you feel awkward that's cute too. you can be yourself, even if you don't think that's very cute, you will still be the worlds cutest girl. i love you

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england