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Oh i found that again. This is my favorite post of all time. Look how it get treated i really need to be in its place so bad oink oink🐽
And again beacuse it so wonderful oink oink🐽

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found a new fav video today <3
Oh i found that again. This is my favorite post of all time. Look how it get treated i really need to be in its place so bad oink oink🐽
And again beacuse it so wonderful oink oink🐽

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Boohoo, little bitch
Cribbed
Dear diary,
I hate politics, and dont want to get into it. I stand up for what I believe in, blag blah blah, but my parents are die hard MAGA... obnoxiously so, and have come to visit. They came to visit and we watched a movie last night.
I was hiding a pair of pink, Steve Madden panties under my pants.
Think they know what a good boi their son is?
Think they know I call another woman mommy?
Bet they're proud.
Dear diary,
Dropped a bit yesterday just because I was really looking forward to life after work... it didnt happen, turns out real life gets in the way no matter how worked up you get.
Also, apparently I get more of a drop from not doing something I was looking forward to than something as extreme as being made to stand in the middle of the road at a stop sign and potty myself... so... yeah.
I think that's all... okay love you bye

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!
time travelers
This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT
let’s solve it once and for all:
EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.
ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.
if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.
50 and 30 are both even numbers.
but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even
so must the others
if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd
example:
5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd
10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even
THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP
but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd
what the FUCK is going on here
this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.
I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud
I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.
I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?
… Right???
did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?
Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)
Well damn...
Absolutely works 😁
@ayerslix-is-clean-af
What the actual fuck?
This works.
Night night, off to teach my wife.
For anyone who needs some help in this department
This is witchcraft.
MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD
I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD
cw: heavy degradation, petplay
body writing has a fucking grip on me lately, just imagining blindfolding him so he cant see any of what im doing, using a permanent marker so that he'll have this under his clothes for the next week at least, taking the blindfold off and finally letting him see, taking pictures while he struggles to read everything, cocksleeve written on his lower stomach, breeding stock across his thigs, dumb fuckpuppy written on his chest, breeding slut, cumdump, cockwhore, fuckmeat, grope me, he would be so handsome looking at the pictures of how ruined he is for me
"aw puppy, youre getting wet just from seeing what a slut you are? you must really need me to use you hm? i mean you definitely look like a fucktoy now, having my cock rammed into your breeding hole is exactly what you were built for."
i could find a way to make him ride my cock while looking in a mirror so that he can see how pretty he is, order him to stick his tongue out and try to bark, he would just look so perfect getting fucked brainless on my breeding cock

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The start to our little date... matching lingerie!! Aren't we adorable?! @seraph4kitten
Dressing room fun!! Little dates are the best!!
We had so much fun! Didn't get to do ice cream, but I guess we will just have to save that for next time!
Dear Diary,
I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY LITTLE DATE TODAY!!!!
Ahem... that is all.
This is the sign to piss yourself.
It doesn't matter how long you've been holding or if you don't need to go or how close a toilet is. Piss yourself until you can't anymore.
You need to remember what it's like to let loose. The warmth of your piss running down your legs.
Piss yourself right now.
put me on a leash and take me into ur backyard to piss like a good doggy

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Dear Diary,
I'm super excited for this weekend... I guess technically it started today... my task before work was to practice sucking cock (it got a little messy, but I took pictures to show off).
Tomorrows task I think is to shave myself smooth for the weekend. Why you may ask? Because mommy said so!
Saturday we are planning a date with another little! It's going to be so much fun! We're gonna go shopping and buy candy and maybe icecream! Then pose for some pictures and watch a movie! We even have matching lingerie picked out!
Sunday night is going to be swing from little to slutfairy mode! Hehe. I'm so excited! Theres a local sex shop with a lounge in the back. My Goddess decided to take me there to show off. Not sure really what she has planned (that's exciting in itself) but I know I'm gonna have to dress up for her. Maybe makeup too! And in a public place where people might see!!! We have a bet right now that I have to wear a skirt going in (instead of changing inside) having to do with my posts, but maybe I'll win? Depends? Either way is super exciting.
The weekend technically ends on Monday... for something I've fantasized about since I was a teenager. We go out for breakfast and Mommy is going to dress me in a dip and plastic pants under my clothes and we're going to go out to eat. Shes going to make sure to order for me the stuff that messes with my tummy. Then when I'm in the brink of begging her, were going for a walk. Not sure what'll happen, but I'm so excited about the idea of losing complete control on some wooded path and having to look at her as I go in my dip. Added bonus, I'll have to walk back to the car THEN sit in it on thr way home!!
Not sure how much of this we're actually going to be able to pull off, but potentially a lot of firsts! I might even get to suck my first real cock!!!
Wish me luck!
My Goddess is at work today and decided I needed to START training my throat... I mighta made a stupid bet, so now it's being poster on here because I'm a dumdum.
What did we learn so far? That I have a terrible gag reflex... and it makes me all drippy.
Okay, this is way harder that these sluts online make it look!!! Maybe someday I'll be lucky enough to be one of those sluts
Fuck I feel sooo dirty. I really with that was a real cock pounding my throat so I couldn't pull back
Get to know what it feels like to have a real cock in my panties ;)
Final award to being such a good girl, I got to potty my panties!!
Thank you @seraph4kitten and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!
I dont think this counts if its only me reblogging myself... but I'll take it?