I’m the exact demographic for Yellowjackets. I’m a lesbian. I played soccer. I was raised by a prepper/survivalist in Wisconsin (Canada lite.) I’ve experienced homoerotic friendships that could bring the strongest people to their knees. Lord of the Flies was my favorite required reading. I’m an herbalist. I’m trauma bonded to my childhood friends through death and literal blood pacts. We would TASTE EACH OTHERS BLOOD in middle school. How does anyone expect me to be normal about this show














